[Archie has just landed a job at Penguin's]
Archie Long:
What'll it be, sport?
Yogurt boy:
Let me have strawberry yogurt. No, chocolate. No... Strawberry!
Archie Long:
Look, kid... Just take your time, okay? Let me know when you've made up your mind.
Yogurt boy:
I've already made up my mind.
Archie Long:
So do you want chocolate or strawberry?
Yogurt boy:
Neither. I want amarillo.
[Archie starts to get it for him]
Yogurt boy:
Hey, that's GELLOTTI! I asked for YOGURT!
Archie Long:
[peering at it]
I don't see any difference.
Yogurt boy:
GELLOTTI is made out of CREAM! YOGURT is made out of BACTERIA CULTURE! Where were you raised, in a cave?
Archie Long:
All right, all right...
[gets the yogurt for him]
Archie Long:
... What, did I leave something out?
Yogurt boy:
What about my toppings? You're supposed to ask me what kind of toppings I want.
Archie Long:
Okay... What kind of toppings do you want?
Yogurt boy:
Do you have peanut butter M&M's?
[Archie starts to put those on the yogurt]
Yogurt boy:
Hey, what are you doing? I didn't say I WANTED m&m's! I just asked if you HAD them!
Archie Long:
Yeah, we got 'em.
Yogurt boy:
Well, I don't want 'em! Do you have Oreo pieces?
Archie Long:
[holding those up]
You want 'em?
Yogurt boy:
That's why I asked. And walnuts... NOT peanuts, WALNUTS. And jellybeans... NOT m&m's; I HATE m&m's... JELLYBEANS. And almond slices instead of walnuts.
[the sweating Archie brings him the completed yogurt]
Yogurt boy:
Forget it; I'll just have it plain.
Archie Long:
[forcing himself not to faint, Archie scrapes everything off the yogurt]
You sure you still want it?
Yogurt boy:
Of course I do! What do you think I came in here for?
[Archie throws the yogurt in the boy's face]
Archie Long:
[smiling]
You got it, kid. That'll be a $1.60, please.
