Larry:
Need some help, folks, looking for our missing friend. $3.50 reward, dead or alive.
Curly:
Here you are, pal, we're missing our pal. Thank you, sir.
Larry:
Hey, get over there and staple up the rest of these flyers on the pronto.
Staple in Hat Guy:
[Curly hums as he staples posters to a couple of trees, then accidentally nails one on the back of a man's head]
Ow!
Curly:
Oh, oh...
Staple in Hat Guy:
Thanks a lot, buddy, now I got a hole in my head.
Larry:
Hey, quit screwing with the public.
[Larry slaps Curly]
Curly:
Grr, cut it out! Who do you think you are, huh?
Larry:
Oh, I see: When Moe slugs you, it's okay, but when Larry does it, it's not good enough!
Curly:
No, no, no Larry, it's good enough, it's just that... you're not doing it right. When Moe hits me, it's just... I don't know, better, you know?
Larry:
Ah, you got rocks in your head, I'm hitting you just the same.
Curly:
No, you're not: you do this,
[Curly punches Larry in the ribs and hits Larry's face with a light uppercut]
Curly:
And Moe does this.
[Curly hits Larry in the stomach with a thud, and gives Larry a harder uppercut punch to the face with a bonk]
Curly:
And Moe doesn't do this,
[Curly hits Larry on the nose with a fist]
Curly:
He does this.
[Curly hits Larry's nose again a little harder, with a honking sound effect]
Curly:
You see?
Larry:
Ah, you're right. Come on, think. Where would we go if we was Moe?
[Final Jeopardy think music plays in the background]
Curly:
Home!
Larry:
Home, yeah.
[Larry and Curly walk off in separate directions; Larry whistles and Curly turns around, following Larry]
