The Cottage

The Cottage

  • Director: Paul Andrew Williams
  • Countries of origin: United Kingdom
  • Language: English
  • Release date: March 14, 2008
  • Aspect ratio: 2.35 : 1
  • Also known as: Kulübe
  • The Cottage is a thriller comedy film directed by Paul Andrew Williams and starring Andy Serkis, Jennifer Allison, and Logan Wong. It was released on February 7, 2008. 
    The film tells the story of two brothers who kidnap a girl and meet a terrifying murderous rancher.

    Details

    • Release date March 14, 2008
    • Filming locations Isle of Man
    • Production companies Isle of Man Film, UK Film Council, Screen Yorkshire

    Box office

    Budget

    £2,500,000 (estimated)

    Gross worldwide

    $1,626,080

    Movie reviews

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    • By Clement 2022-12-28 17:48:06

      Unique British black humor, which makes people laugh from the heart while being scary

      Personally, I think this film is the best I've seen recently. The British black humor in the film is vividly displayed. The actors' performances are quite in place, and the heroine's Liverpool accent is worthy of being the daughter of a boss. Two silly boys The protagonists are extremely stupid, which makes people feel anxious. Unfortunately, although the ultimate strong male No. 1 eldest brother is the strongest and smartest in the kidnapping gang, he is still doomed in the end.

      The...

    • By Toney 2022-06-22 23:51:03

      It's better for a fool not to kidnap others

      This is the funniest and scariest horror movie I've seen recently.

      Usually funny and horror don't go together, unless it's a silly horror movie, like the doomsday I watched last night, but this one perfectly combines these two factors.

      In the first 20 minutes of watching, there was no horror movie at all. It felt like watching Crazy Rock. A pair of silly brothers kidnapped a rich lady to blackmail her father. It's too stupid, so I laughed a lot during the whole process, but...

    • By Mireille 2022-06-22 15:48:35

      failed horror comedy

      The film tells the story of two brothers kidnapping the daughter of a local gang leader to a suburban hut, waiting for a ransom, but discovering even more horrific things in a nearby farm...
          The arrangement of the film structure is somewhat similar << >>, can be roughly divided into two parts, the first part is a farce about kidnapping, and the second part is facing the horror.
          I like the first part of the movie very much, the humor from time to time is just right. But the...

    • By Mazie 2022-06-22 15:17:28

      that's all

      First time watching this type of movie, very dark humor. I have always despised bloody movies, and I always felt that watching such movies would be better than watching medical anatomy videos directly. But this film is not bad, many things can be seen to be fake at first glance, and it will not be too disgusting.
          I've been very depressed and don't know what the film is trying to express. Brotherhood? Or perverted love? In addition, the legendary boss Jacques has never appeared, and I...

    • By Carmela 2022-06-22 14:19:11

      The opposite of kidnapping

      This is a very unsuccessful kidnapping case, and we can learn some essential knowledge about it.
        First, choose a good target. In this case, although the kidnapped is a woman, she is definitely tough, so this is one of the troubles.
        Second, wear a mask. Don't choose the wrong model, and don't let people recognize you. This is one of the self-protection measures.
        Third, when negotiating, do not reveal your personal information, such as your name. In terms of communication...

    User comments

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    • By Reed 2023-09-30 02:34:38

      dark humor. . very...

    • By Shyann 2023-07-31 02:58:20

      very English very...

    • By Amiya 2023-07-21 19:30:15

      Funny horror movies always feel weird. . . The original horror picture turned out to be a funny background music. ....

    • By Edd 2023-07-18 09:06:01

      Good split before and after....

    • By Pete 2023-07-18 03:50:24

      One movie, two genres, similar to Dead Dawn, very...

    Movie plot

    David (Andy Serkis) and Pete (Reece Shearsmith) are two little people who get nothing and make jokes. These two crazy guys kidnap a gangster's daughter, Trish (Jennifer Ellison), and speak A ransom of £100,000 was demanded. However, the boss of the gang is not easy to deal with, let alone two newbies who know nothing. Soon, Trish's younger brother Andrew (Steven O'Donnell), who had been involved in planning the kidnapping, arrived at...
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    Movie quotes

    • David: She alright?

      Peter: She's still unconscious.

      David: That's chlorophyll for you.

    • David: [as his brother takes his time crawling over to him] Hurry up for fuck's sake

      David: [holding the farmer at bay by threatening to destroy his photos] Mad... mad... mad bastard... you stay there or she

      [a photo of the farmer's wife]

      David: gets it

    • [last lines]

      Peter: [surrounded by the demented offspring of the farmer] Ohh... you must be joking