The Brand New Testament

The Brand New Testament

  • Director: Jaco Van Dormael
  • Writer: Thomas Gunzig,Jaco Van Dormael
  • Countries of origin: Belgium, France, Luxembourg
  • Language: French, German
  • Release date: September 1, 2015
  • Sound mix: Dolby Digital
  • Aspect ratio: 2.35 : 1
  • Also known as: El nuevísimo testamento
  • "The Brand New Test" is a fantasy comedy film released by Le Pacte, directed by Jaco van Dormael and starring Pili Groyne , Benoît Poelvoorde , Catherine Deneuve , François Damiens , and was released in Belgium on September 1, 2015.
    The film tells the story of Iya, who is dissatisfied with her father's prank, and goes to the world to gather her six disciples to change the rules of the world. 

    Details

    • Release date September 1, 2015
    • Filming locations Brussels, Brussels-Capital, Belgium
    • Production companies Terra Incognita Films, Climax Films, Après le Déluge

    Box office

    Budget

    €8,555,500 (estimated)

    Gross US & Canada

    $127,910

    Opening weekend US & Canada

    $10,422

    Gross worldwide

    $15,709,652

    Movie reviews

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    • By Wayne 2022-12-31 18:37:46

      Will the world saved by Loli be okay?

      Will the world still be good? The movie says: Yes, provided that God is replaced by a goddess. Don't rush to read it in terms of feminism, I swear that the movie provides this solution for the future world only because of its exuberant imagination - God is a stubborn man living in Brussels, violent and reckless, and runs the world through computer programming; his wife She is a housewife who is at ease with her husband, who is resigned to her husband's tyranny; her son Jesus runs away, her...

    • By Trycia 2022-12-31 09:54:32

      Ha, God is in my house.

      Ha, these laws, life is so interesting.
      Years, oh, that's just a number.
      The brain is really big.
      The little girl is so adorable.
      My body is still young, the rest don't know.
      Don't know the length of life. Fortunately, we don't know, how boring and boring it would be if we knew it, ah, yes, but we don't have the confidence to face our own reaction if we know this truth, And how to deal with the rest of your life afterwards, deal with real life and life.
      Humans can...

    • By Ludie 2022-12-29 21:08:11

      God of Uzbekistan

      A comedy that tells a story in a serious manner and makes you smile after you comprehend it is a bit interesting.
      The Fabiano co-production is in French, which my aunt thought was Japanese at first. Indeed the two languages ​​sound a bit alike. From a whimsical perspective, the 18-member volleyball team and the 18-member baseball team are also drunk to match the number of believers. God only relies on a computer to control the fate of mankind, and the funny thing is that God is not good at...

    • By Deanna 2022-12-27 22:09:39

      Super New Testament 24

      A movie that I like very much, my brain is completely open, but watching it will make you feel good.

      In the film, the god of heaven is a very irritable god who controls the fate of mankind and brings all kinds of disasters to mankind. At home, my mother was submissive and never gave her own advice. Jesus was a decoration, and there was a rebellious little sister full of spirits.

      This little girl broke into her father's room and discovered his "conspiracy": the way to satisfy...

    • By Francesco 2022-12-25 15:13:37

      Life is meaningless.

      Life is meaningless. We have always known, but we are stuck in the quagmire of the trivialities of existence. Until one day, you see the light of death. We re-think the way we were when we first came to the world, just have nothing to do, just be happy. Thoreau Said: For the grandeur of the world, the supreme happiness, thin as air.
            The dance of the hands on the table is really shocking. It is tall and straight, powerful, and so beautiful.
      The people who fly across the sea with...

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    • By Theodore 2023-09-29 16:55:02

      The story is far from sophisticated. The imagination in this movie is like a colorful leather ball that is constantly leaking air. The more you stare, the more you can perceive the dryness and fatigue beneath its fancy exterior. What the ending looks like "a victory for women's rights" is actually "a victory for women's rights in the eyes of a straight male...

    • By Electa 2023-09-27 21:20:53

      The spearhead is directed at the male-dominated world, using all kinds of methods to ridicule and tease. It's more of a cinephile blockbuster, with everything from Kubrick's axe to omnipotent photography experiments, from art films to pornography to petite freshness. The first few gospels are really good, whether it's Handel's Dance of Hands, the walking dead office worker, the distracted erotic maniac, the depressed murderer, or Aunt Deneuve's embrace of King Kong, in contrast, the red dress...

    • By Kaylie 2023-09-03 19:25:18

      3. The more you look forward to the extremely imaginative opening design, the more pitiful and naive the director's pursuit of Xiaoqing is. In essence, a paragraph-style film with a high-concept novel format packed with mediocre content and aesthetics is quite distasteful. A kind of poverty that smears little smarts all over the...

    • By Amely 2023-08-06 16:46:23

      If this film comes from a Taiwanese crew, one can imagine how "stunned" Taiwanese audiences will be: Chicken Soup for the Soul + The Law of Attraction + Elders Persuading the World to preach the three common things, and they can also be packaged in such a sonorous...

    • By Isobel 2023-07-20 14:25:59

      Samsung and a half, the French are like that. No matter how wonderful the idea is, you must use "love" as the answer to everything. I like the goddess played by Yolanda Monroe, and I know that she has an angel in her heart after watching "Blossoms". No matter when and where women are, they always have a heart of a girl who is always 18 years...

    Movie plot

    It turns out that God ( Benoît Poelvoorde ) is not only the only begotten son who became flesh, but also a rebellious ten-year-old daughter (Pili Groyne) . First send a short message to reveal the time limit for the announcement of the secret, and then incarnate as a little savior, go down to the earth to convene the six apostles and listen to the hearts of everyone. The enraged God also chased after the mortal world to stop his...
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    Evaluation action

    What impresses people about The Brand New Test is the fascination with Kubrick's axe and the matrix of the Matrix, as well as a dazzling photography experiment that is not surprising. From art films to erotica to small freshness, this film has everything, like a necklace of life made of pearls, shells and agate. It's not a perfect masterpiece, but it's a moving piece. (Reviewed by China News Weekly) 
    This imaginative film takes the...
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    Movie quotes

    • Dieu: Law 1522:If one day you fall in love with a woman there's a great chance you will not spend your life with her.