Ted

Ted

  • Director: Seth MacFarlane
  • Writer: Seth MacFarlane,Alec Sulkin,Wellesley Wild
  • Countries of origin: United States
  • Language: English, Japanese
  • Release date: June 29, 2012
  • Runtime: 1h 46min
  • Sound mix: SDDS, Datasat, Dolby Digital, Dolby Atmos, Dolby Surround 7.1
  • Aspect ratio: 1.85 : 1
  • Also known as: Teddy Bear
  • "Ted" (Ted) is an American comedy film directed by Seth McFarlane and co-starred by Seth McFarlane, Mark Robert Michael Wahlberg and Mila Kunis .
    The play tells an interesting story between the male protagonist and his beloved Ted   . The film was released in North America on June 29, 2012.

    Details

    • Release date June 29, 2012
    • Filming locations The Midtown Hotel, Huntington Avenue, Boston, Massachusetts, USA
    • Production companies Universal Pictures, Media Rights Capital (MRC), Fuzzy Door Productions

    Box office

    Budget

    $50,000,000 (estimated)

    Gross US & Canada

    $218,815,487

    Opening weekend US & Canada

    $54,415,205

    Gross worldwide

    $549,368,315

    Movie reviews

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    • By Kim 2022-04-23 07:01:05

      Teddy Bear

      I have already heard my classmates comment on this movie in the circle of friends, so I am still mentally prepared. This bear is really dirty, don't want it, but I really like to listen to him tease, BJ's single diary is a big bad movie, fruit sister sings badly, etc. Even if the plot is normal, it is regarded as Ted's talk show, which is quite interesting. Unexpectedly, in the end, the style of painting turned back to a normal comedy plot, ted was kidnapped by a pervert (the pervert looked...

    • By Roselyn 2022-04-22 07:01:02

      real fairy tale

      This is an adult fairy tale. The teddy bear, who has always been naive, has actually become an outrageous bastard in the movie, which subverts the concept of many people. Such a teddy bear has also integrated into people's lives, although it has finally been reduced to the point of asking for a job. There are many scenes of smoking marijuana or other drugs in the movie, which is not good for the growth of teenagers~~ Such a film that subverts the tradition is doomed to miss the Chinese cinema....

    • By Delia 2022-04-22 07:01:02

      To you who will never speak

      I don't have to watch a movie, I can write and cry myself. Because I have the same bear, I am 24 years old, it is 20 years old, and it has been held for 20 years. I once had a wish, just like John, I hope that one day, he can come back to life, accompany me, and talk, even for one day. But no, it smiled and held its little hands, as if it kept wanting me to hug it. It sticks out its tongue and is cute. It's fluffed up, but I still love it.

      Here, Teddy is so fucked up, I don't know who...

    • By Jackson 2022-04-22 07:01:02

      #To clean up the tags#

      Tags: I would say that it took five days to read it, but it actually took two whole years. Hey, four and a half stars


      is actually a totem. social reality and had to give up either in whole or in part. What to do in the face of this? Who should I choose for the 27-year and 4-year ones? No matter who it is, the price is painful. Does this sound like a parent and a lover? John's parents just happened to never show up. The beauty of the ending is just an appearance. How can there be...

    • By Rosalee 2022-04-22 07:01:02

      Fragment review

      What role does Teddy play in the male lead's life?
      I haven't read it for a long time, and I haven't reviewed it. I just keep it in mind.

      As a Jewish boy, the male protagonist is bullied and excluded from his peers.

      The boy prayed to God to give him a best friend, and Teddy lived.

      Teddy went on to become a celebrity, handling interviews with ease, and if he were human he would be a pretty cool, charismatic little boy. It should reach the point where every child...

    User comments

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    • By Chesley 2023-09-26 01:07:03

      It looks like an animation, but it's not simple at all. I can't stop thinking about...

    • By Burnice 2023-09-08 03:43:15

      It hurts to...

    • By Collin 2023-05-29 00:53:54

      generally...

    • By Candace 2023-02-20 00:56:53

      I also want to have my own Ted, but I really have few friends... The orgasm is not very high, but there are a lot of spoofs, and the punk version of the teddy bear is also very...

    • By Wilford 2023-01-29 03:59:44

      Really ruined childhood...

    Movie plot

    Twenty years ago, a pure and kind boy John ( played by Mark Wahlberg ) , because he was afraid of being lonely without friends, made a wish, hoping that his baby teddy bear could survive and become his real friend. What John didn't expect was that some mysterious power made his wish come true. John and Teddy Bear ( voiced by Seth McFarlane ) lived together and had a happy childhood. Until, more than twenty years later, John became an...
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    Evaluation action

    If every toy dealer can be so bold about their products, there must be more interesting works on the screen than "Teddy Bear". The most unexpected surprise of the film is its kind of fairy tale feeling in Spielberg format, and it also earned some tears. ("New York Post" review)
    That teddy bear is the most interesting character in all movies, and it is also the best comedy script. (Comment by "Chicago Sun")
    The irony of the film...
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    Movie quotes

    • [Norah Jones returns to the stage after an intermission]

      Norah Jones: Thank you. So I'm gonna give my chops a rest and bring a friend up to the stage. He's gonna sing a song to a special lady in the audience who he loves very much. Please, give a big hand... to John Bennett!

      [John enters the stage and waves at the crowd]

      Lori: Oh... my God.

      Rex: Holy... shit.

      [John attempts to shake Norah's hand, but she smacks his bottom on her way toward the piano. John approaches the microphone]

      Ted: I gotta fuck her again.

      John: Um, hiya. My name is John Bennett, and this is for Lori Collins, 'cause I love you. You know, this song reminds me of the most important night in my life... the night we met. Uh, this is the theme song from the movie Octopussy.

      [Norah plays the saxophone and piano to start the song]

      John: [singing off-key] All I wanted was a sweet distraction for an hour or two / Had no intention to do the things we've done...

      Ted: Still better than Katy Perry.

      John: [singing off-key] Funny how it always goes with love, when you don't look, you find / But then we're two of a kind /

      [raises voice]

      John: We move as one / We're an all-time high...

      Rex: You suck! Get off the stage - Oh, c'mon, give him a chance!

      [Crowd boos John as he continues to sing]

      Angry fan: You're an asshole!

      [Angry fan jumps off the guard rail and runs toward John, but John knocks him out with the microphone stand, sending him crashing off the stage]

      Norah Jones: Oh Jesus!

      [Security escorts John off the stage as other personnel surround the injured fan]

    • [Ted drives John's car out of the car rental lot, nearly hitting another car in front of him]

      Driver: Asshole!

      Ted: That's my bad, I was sending a Tweet.

    • [John is in Thomas' office for being late and for Ted damaging one of the rental cars]

      Thomas: John, it's almost 10:00.

      John: I know, sir. I'm sorry, it wasn't my fault.

      Thomas: What do you mean?

      John: Why? I, I guess I wasn't really prepared for a follow-up question.

      Thomas: John, all you got to do is to not fuck up, and you get my job when I go to Corporate next month. You're the new branch manager. All you got to do is not fuck up.

      John: I realize that.

      Thomas: Good. Glad to hear. Because in a month, my life could be your life. A cushy, $38,000 a year branch manager who is personal friends with Tom Skeritt? Not a bad life, is it?

      John: No.

      Thomas: [Taps desk] Let me show you something that I don't like to show people, because I don't want them treating me differently.

      [Pulls out a picture frame from his top drawer]

      Thomas: Lo, that's me and Skeritt.

      John: Wow.

      Thomas: Goddamn right, wow.

      [Places picture frame back in drawer]

      Thomas: I'm gonna dock you for dinging the car and for showing up late, okay? Try to be a little more responsible tomorrow.

      John: I will, sir. I promise.

      [as Thomas writes the disciplinary report, John points at him with both hands]

      John: [Impersonating Tom Skeritt] Not gonna let you down, Goose.

      Thomas: What?

      John: Top Gun.

      Thomas: So?

      John: Tom Skeritt.

      Thomas: I know that. Get out of here, okay?

      John: Thank you, sir.