Southland Tales

Southland Tales

  • Director: Richard Kelly
  • Countries of origin: France, Germany, United States
  • Language: English
  • Release date: December 7, 2007
  • Sound mix: DTS, SDDS, Dolby Digital
  • Aspect ratio: 2.35 : 1
  • Also known as: Казки півдня
  • "Southland Tales" is a sci-fi comedy produced by Universal Pictures, written and directed by Richard Kelly , starring Dwayne Douglas Johnson , Seann William Scott and Sassy . The film was released in the United States on November 14, 2007   .
    The film tells the story of action star Boxer Santaros in Los Angeles, USA in 2008 when he met actress Christa Knockery and was involved in a secret conspiracy.

    Details

    • Release date December 7, 2007
    • Filming locations Manhattan Beach, California, USA
    • Production companies Universal Pictures, Cherry Road Films, Darko Entertainment

    Box office

    Budget

    $17,000,000 (estimated)

    Gross US & Canada

    $275,380

    Opening weekend US & Canada

    $117,000

    Gross worldwide

    $374,743

    Movie reviews

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    • By Harmony 2022-03-23 09:02:43

      Cherish life, stay away from legends!

      For the continuation of your life, for you not to fall into a severe coma, for you not to lose interest in movies!
      Please stay away from Southern Legends!
      It is legendary:
      a first-class brain-damaged product, a first-class scrapped product, a first-
      class dangerous product, a first-class lullaby, a first-
      class inexplicable and confusing defective product.
       
      It has been verified by all parties that I am not the only one who is allergic to this "defective...

    • By Dariana 2022-03-21 09:02:41

      worst movie ever

      I'm not a movie fan, and I don't write reviews very often. Due to the limited number of films I have seen (roughly I have seen about 1,000 films in the past four years), it is not easy to speculate that "XXX is the worst film in the history of mankind". But after watching "Southland Tales," I can slap my chest out and promise: you'll never find a "movie" that wastes studio investment -- and taxpayer money, after all -- more than this. (Quoted because it might be more appropriate to call it tens...

    • By Alysson 2022-03-21 09:02:41

      regret~

      I watched the introduction of the video before downloading and thought it was pretty good. Originally, I had high expectations for the film that Dushi will star in, but I was quite disappointed.
      I don't understand, it's boring. I watched it for a few minutes and didn't understand. But comfort myself, this is because of the cultural differences between the East and the West. If you continue to read it, you should understand. So I watched it for more than ten minutes, but I still didn't know...

    • By Shakira 2022-03-21 09:02:41

      After watching this movie, I realized I was an idiot

      Movies recommended by the school cinema at night The
        poster said that the New York Times gave it an 8 out of 8, saying it was a combination of comedy, sci-fi, thriller, and more.
        You know, those are the labels of my favorite movies, so I happily bought tickets with my friends to watch them.
        
        In the first 10 minutes, 2 couples walked.
        My friends and I joked that they were too impatient, maybe they'll figure it out later.
        After 10 minutes, no less than 5...

    • By Carolyne 2022-01-10 08:01:13

      Two and a half hours, unintelligible

      The movie trailer I watched today is very fascinating. It is said that the protagonist made up a story about the demise of mankind, and it really came true later, and there is JUSTIN in the movie! Hurry up and take a look, as everyone feels, a little disappointed.

      But unlike other bad movies-although this movie is bad but the plot is still very attractive, I have been reluctant to turn it off...JUSTIN even pretended to sing the song of The Killers in the movie! why? ? ? ? And his look...

    User comments

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    • By Karley 2022-04-24 07:01:17

      ashamed I didn't...

    • By Arnold 2022-04-24 07:01:17

      I really don't understand, can't...

    • By Everardo 2022-04-24 07:01:17

      I forgot to watch...

    • By Hermina 2022-04-24 07:01:17

      The story is not explained clearly, so much is stuffed into the movie, what is it talking...

    • By Marlin 2022-04-24 07:01:17

      More B than Death...

    Movie plot

    July 2008, the eve of the US Independence Day in Los Angeles, a former boxing male Boxer Santana Ross ( Dwayne Douglas Johnson ornaments ) is a successful action movie star career, burly body he was suffering from amnesia. His wife, Krista Snow ( Sassy ornaments ) is a star of pornographic films and famous porn stars, they are beginning to try to make his own TV show, two lives due to the occasional intersection, responsible for...
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    Evaluation action

    The film’s images are gorgeous, but the plot is obscure, and the story is like incomprehensible chaotic clues like smoking marijuana. The director does have ingenious and speculative charm, but if he wants to be successful in business, he has to have a sense of his own style. Improved. The film has created a rebellious character, with the director's own shadow in it, with a strong sci-fi story frame, but at the end it is an irony of...
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    Movie quotes

    • Vaughn Smallhouse: You ever lose someone close to you, a loved one, in a terrorist attack? 'Cause I have.

      Cyndi Pinziki: This may come as a shock to you, Mr Smallhouse, but I have lost two people in Abilene. Two of my four ex-husbands, on a fishing trip, which they took every year to bitch about me.

    • Madeline Frost Santaros: Cock Chuggers Two: Cock Chuggin'? Who the fuck makes this shit? Huh?

      Boxer Santaros: Hey, hey, she just cut her own pop album.

      Senator Bobby Frost: "Teen horniness is not a crime. Keep an open heard and an open mind."

      Boxer Santaros: She's developing her own reality show, clothing line, perfume, and not to mention an energy drink which I tried, and her drink tastes really, really good. Can I see the Cock Chuggers?

    • Shoshana Cox: I have a question for the Supreme Court. What happens when a woman has sex on a flight from London to Los Angeles, then takes the morning-after pill while flying across the time zone?

      Krysta Now: I don't know.

      Shoshana Cox: Then it becomes the morning-before pill.

      Deena Storm: You are a genius.

      Shoshana Cox: Hello. Can't answer to that.

      Krysta Now: Holy shit. That is brilliant.