Pilaf:
[hearing that Mai is laughing]
What's so funny?
Mai:
Prepared to be dazzled, my stars!
[holds up a Dragon Ball]
Mai:
I used the diamond to distract the boy, while I ran out with this in my pocket! They don't have a clue the Four-Star Dragon Ball has gone missing and thanks to me!
[giggling]
Pilaf:
Wow, you've really earned your keep this time!
Mai:
Yes!
Pilaf:
But, wait a second. We can't wish for money with just one Dragon Ball.
Mai:
Oh, don't worry, I've got it all figured out. We'll demand a huge ransom from them! We'll say we won't return the ball, unless they give us one million Zeni cash!
Pilaf:
Oh, yeah! That's great! Mai, you're a genuine evil genius, a real-deal rascal!
Mai:
Nothing compared to you, Pilaf. You're even eviller!
[both laughing]
Shu:
I'm pretty sure that diamond was worth more than a million zeni, couldn't we just have taken it and left?
[awkward pause, Pilaf's jaw drops]
Shu:
... or not?
Pilaf:
Don't be stupid! Nobody wants to be THAT rich, it's way too stressful! It's about balance!
Mai:
That's right! You'll be so stressed, you'll start wetting yourself all the time! And I'm not washing your pee-pee pants!
Pilaf:
...Okay, that just went to a weird place. I expect my evil henchmen to have a little class.
Mai:
I'm sorry, my bad.
