Budget
$100,000 (estimated)
Gross worldwide
$6,979
Budget
$100,000 (estimated)
Gross worldwide
$6,979
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By Jeromy 2022-10-11 19:12:43
Epilepsy Inspiration or Weirdness
I always think it's the weather in the UK that makes the UK have such a weird humour, pay attention, it's weird and not weird, weird that people can't understand and can never find the reason for, weird that no brain can produce . This kind of weirdness is like the inspiration that comes from epileptics and epilepsy and epilepsy constantly. It is definitely not born from the brain, whether it is left brain or right brain, human brain or monkey brain.
So, in my lifetime, I must go to...
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By Bailee 2023-09-29 00:01:59
The film version of Flying Circus is a remake of a collection of classic old...
By Romaine 2023-09-06 09:50:26
nonsensical...
By Winston 2023-08-30 00:17:16
Although some language stalks are incomprehensible, most of the silly and nonsense can still make people laugh, it is really too creative,...
By Gracie 2023-08-18 11:12:14
I love it! Can't see...
By Vicenta 2023-08-16 16:27:06
Unprecedented performance, the ancestor of spoofing...
Customer: Look, I took the liberty of examining that parrot when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been NAILED there.
Owner: Well, o'course it was nailed there! If I hadn't nailed that bird down, it would have nuzzled up to those bars, bent 'em apart with its beak, and VOOM! Feeweeweewee!
Customer: "VOOM"? Mate, this bird wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through it! 'E's bleedin' demised!
Owner: No no! 'E's pining!
Customer: 'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!
Hungarian man: [consulting phrase book] I will not buy this record, it is scratched.
Tobacconist: What?
Hungarian man: I will not buy this record, it is scratched.
Tobacconist: No, no, this is a tobacconist.
Hungarian man: Ah! I will not buy this tobacconist, *it* is scratched!
Tobacconist: No, no, tobacco... cigarettes.
Hungarian man: Cigarettes? Ya ya.
[consulting phrase book]
Hungarian man: Ah... my hovercraft is full of eels.
Tobacconist: What?
Hungarian man: My hovercraft is full of eels.
Tobacconist: Matches?
Hungarian man: Ya ya! Do you want... do you want... to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?
Tobacconist: That will be six shillings, please.
Hungarian man: If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me... I am no longer infected.
Sergeant-Major: Now, I would just like to point out that this film is displaying a distinct tendency to become SILLY. Now, nobody likes a good laugh more than I do... except, perhaps my wife... and some of her friends. Oh, yes, and Captain Johnson. Come to think of it, most people like a good laugh more than I do, but that's beside the point! I'm warning this film NOT to get SILLY again! Right!