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Larissa 2022-03-22 09:01:28
what happened to adam...
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Reid 2022-03-22 09:01:28
dramatized ethnic...
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Nick 2022-03-21 09:01:33
Can it be a little more vulgar and vulgar, and watch my mother fall asleep...
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Maybell 2022-03-21 09:01:33
All I can say is, it's super hard to...
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Shemar 2022-03-21 09:01:33
In general, it's ok. A goods will like it a little bit, but many of the jokes are too...
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Aaliyah 2022-03-21 09:01:33
Adult comedy, not suitable for...
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Betty 2022-03-21 09:01:33
Middle Eastern accent makes my head hurt but everything else is...
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Jan 2022-03-21 09:01:33
You need a good subtitle, you should download this movie from...
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Jamison 2022-03-21 09:01:33
Four stars, one of which is for mariah...
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Dortha 2022-03-21 09:01:33
Although Adam Sandler is trying very hard to be funny, this film is too...
You Don't Mess with the Zohan Comments
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Corene 2022-03-17 09:01:03
Don't be too serious
I seldom find time to watch similar funny movies, but this time I watched it by coincidence, and I have to say that it is really funny and full of creativity. Maybe people who have been immersed in the so-called traditional Chinese concepts for a long time will have an instinctive disgust, but why...
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Carolyn 2022-03-14 14:12:22
That part of the phone really made me laugh
High-level nonsensical humor, not the kind of low-level humor that falls, like Mr. Bean or Stephen Chow, it's funny to watch. High-level nonsensical humor, not the kind of low-level humor that falls, like Mr. Bean or Stephen Chow, it's funny to watch. High-level nonsensical humor, not the kind of...
You Don't Mess with the Zohan quotes
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Zohan: [the limo passenger is battered about as Zohan hits warp-factor 10 speeding through the streets] Don't worry! I will lose them!
Limousine Passenger: Nobody's following us!
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Zohan: [Zohan approaches apprehensive-looking young kid sitting in Barber chair] Young man! Look what I have found here, a nice balloon. Do you want it?
[hands kid balloon]
Zohan: You know, you shouldn't jump around when this nice woman is holding a sharp pair of scissors. If you move she could slip and slice your jugular vein, on accident. There is no way to stitch the jugular. All of your blood will be on the floor in four minutes. I have seen this. I have done this. You don't want this.
[kid bursts into a flood of tears, Zohan nerve pinches him and the kid slumps unconscious in his seat]
Zohan: Well then, at least it is good time to shave his neck...
Director: Dennis Dugan
Language: English,Hebrew Release date: June 6, 2008