Welcome to the Rileys Comments

  • Zechariah 2022-03-15 09:01:06

    The shoehorn face finally grew. . . . ....

  • Julie 2022-03-14 14:12:26

    [No spoiler] Kristen Stewart, do you know that even if you dress no matter how exposed and sexy you are, no matter how much you molested, a man doesn’t look like a straight...

  • Augusta 2022-01-15 08:01:47

    KS's skill lies in being able to play all the roles exactly the same, which is not...

Extended Reading

Welcome to the Rileys quotes

  • Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley: I got this convention to go to in New Orleans at the end of the month. Why don't you come along?

    Vivian: Don't do that.

    Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley: What?

    Vivian: Be unpredictable.

    Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley: Come on, we'll have fun. Just the two of us. Why not? I mean it.

    Vivian: I don't even have a suitcase.

    Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley: I'll buy you a suitcase.

  • Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley: [written inside birthday card] To Viv, from the "waffle man." Happy birthday, xo.