Welcome to Me Comments

  • Cheyenne 2022-08-12 21:08:34

    You can smash your own world if you have...

  • Johanna 2022-08-12 19:29:02

    I thought Sister Orgasm’s new work should be a nonsensical comedy. If Sister Orgasm hadn’t joined this film, I might treat it as a drama, but in the same way, this film also showed me the possibility of Wiig starring in the drama. , She is actually quite normal to be serious, and that's how it is in all beautiful...

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Welcome to Me quotes

  • Alice Klieg: The reckless copulation of our animal kingdom leaves us with a "tis-nammi" of puppies and kitties. Over the next few weeks, I plan to neuter my *own* pets, and any pets any viewers would like to bring by the studio.

    Rich Ruskin: [to Dawn in the control room] It's a public service.

    Alice Klieg: [now masked with a dog on the table] As you can see, Godzilla is receiving a mixture of oxygen and isoflurane gas. It's really important, as you know, to remove all the hair from the penis and walnuts before we begin. Let's castrate. First cut is the deepest.

  • Alice Klieg: [to her dogs on her show] Hey, guys. You want your balls back, I know. There are a lot of things I wish I could change, too. I almost burnt my tits off.