Vampires Suck Comments

  • Ellen 2022-04-23 07:03:07

    "Ah, Becca, why don't you take the vacant seat next to that mysterious boy, you are destined to have a fateful relationship with him, and can spawn four novels and a series of movies." I laughed decisively at this line. ! (PS: It's a bit bloody! Also, the black-eyed peas part is also very funny!) (PPS: It's a spoof movie, and sure enough, I fell in love with my wicked trick...

  • Dayne 2022-04-23 07:03:07

    The book is much better written than the Twilight series, and the actors act...

  • Natalia 2022-04-23 07:03:07

    The twilight series ruined the vampire movie's signature, so the spoof version was very...

  • Libbie 2022-04-23 07:03:07

    The spoofs are better than the...

  • Janice 2022-04-23 07:03:07

    Okay, slapped the American Qiong Yao drama. . But it's really fucking awesome to find such a similar...

  • Charlie 2022-04-23 07:03:07

    The funniest movie I've watched recently~ My favorite...

  • Shana 2022-04-23 07:03:07

    I haven't seen the original version, but this one is not bad,...

  • Nyasia 2022-04-23 07:03:07

    Much happier than the...

  • Lesley 2022-04-23 07:03:07

    Much more interesting than...

  • Weston 2022-04-22 07:01:40

    These 2, one every...

Extended Reading
  • Shanon 2021-12-26 08:01:18

    Summary laugh

    This film is for people like us who are tortured by Twilight's powerful propaganda offensive and who cannot strongly doubt their aesthetic problems. . . .
    Laughing points:
    1. Edward is stripping off his clothes and preparing to explode. The SHINNG all over the body, the lens moves down, and the...

  • Rylan 2022-03-23 09:02:29

    Twilight is the best~! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

    Damn, this plot is stabbed to death~! ! ! The male and female protagonists in it still poke ugly ghosts~! ! ! This director is blind! ! ! Support the original version~! ! ! The box office is really fake~! ! ! ! Vomiting drama, I want to spit blood after watching it! ! Damn it, where is the point of...

Vampires Suck quotes

  • Alice: Where did you go, silly rabbit?

    Edward Sullen: [aiming gun] I'm a killer.

  • Frank Crane: [to Becca] I guess it's hard for me to accept that my little girl's growing up. I mean look at the size of those tits.