The Wizard of Lies Comments

  • Ashtyn 2022-03-23 09:03:00

    It's super boring, it's a post-climax...

  • Nyasia 2022-03-23 09:03:00

    The handsome son is Edward from House of Cards. I like him very much~ Now movies often use talk show hosts to make cameo...

  • Brain 2022-03-23 09:03:00

    The handsome son is Edward from House of Cards. I like him very much~ Now movies often use talk show hosts to make cameo...

  • Janiya 2022-03-23 09:03:00

    The wolf-like Wall Street and the two sons who can't stand the line with their father, but the two sons are indeed unable to support the...

  • Clinton 2022-03-23 09:03:00

    The wolf-like Wall Street and the two sons who can't stand the line with their father, but the two sons are indeed unable to support the...

  • Krystel 2022-03-23 09:03:00

    1:03:26 Pfeiffer pushed De Niro on the ground to wake up and said guess what, we are still here...

  • Hillary 2022-03-23 09:03:00

    1:03:26 Pfeiffer pushed De Niro on the ground to wake up and said guess what, we are still here...

  • Kacey 2022-03-22 09:02:36

    The biographical film of Bernie Madoff, the biggest Ponzi scheme in history, is unremarkable, although the story and De Niro's styling are completely true to the truth. On the contrary, the two sons raised by the biggest liar in history couldn't accept it after discovering the scam. They took the initiative to report their father and broke with them. Later, they were deeply tortured by their father's sins, and finally died one after another. They actually died of their own conscience, I was...

  • Jasen 2022-03-22 09:02:36

    Disappointed, why doesn't this biographical documentary focus on Bernie's...

  • Ashleigh 2022-03-22 09:02:36

    Volume 23 of 2017, 20170920. A 16-year-long "deception", the protagonist's concentration, this state, I am also convinced. This is the "high game" of life. Although the ending is just like that, how is it so good for people to betray each other? Is the situation that people in the world have not reached, is it worth everything as if it was "once...

Extended Reading

The Wizard of Lies quotes

  • [the Madoffs watch TV as they attempt suicide by Ambien overdose]

    Ruth Madoff: Can't we just have quiet?

    Bernie Madoff: I can't fall asleep unless I watch something.

    Ruth Madoff: You just took a whole fucking bottle of Ambien, Bernie. Sleep's not gonna be your problem.

    Bernie Madoff: My mind races.

    Ruth Madoff: Fine. Our last night on Earth will be you, me and Judy Garland. How romantic.

    Bernie Madoff: Let's not get started, Ruth.

    [Bernie takes Ruth's hand]

    Bernie Madoff: We had a good life, didn't we?

    Ruth Madoff: Hmm. Yeah. Until you ruined it.

  • Frank DiPascali: In my expierience, and I mean this, there's only four different types of pussy. Okay? I'm dead serious. You got your... Let me show you. I just saw one. All right, right there. See there? That's your Honda Civic pussy. Gets you where you wanna go. No shame in this pussy at all. Reliable. You just, you know, you're not gonna be proud to be seen riding around town in it, am I right? Nothing against her.

    Andrew Madoff: What's going on?

    BLM Employee: It's the world according to Frankie over there.

    Frank DiPascali: Right there. You see that there? That's your Buick Regal pussy. A step up from the Honda. Uh, generally, they're cleaner, okay? Roomier, you fit more passengers in there. I guess there's pros and cons to that in a pussy. You know, lovely pussy. Nobody's gonna mistake it for a Benz, though, am I right? Am I right, Robert? Okay, thank you. God bless you.

    Frank DiPascali: [continues] Next up, my personal favourite. I just saw one. There. Now, don't make it obvious. Right there. That is you Lincoln Continental pussy. Beautiful. Just... It's just right. You know what I mean? Like Goldilocks, just right. It's not too fancy, it's not too plain. It just... It's just comfortable. It just fits. No, no, it's like an old pair of slippers except instead of your foot, you put your cock in it. Am I wrong?

    Frank DiPascali: [continues] No, no, stay with me and hold all questions till the end. Okay. Right tere, you see that? Ugh. There it... Read it and weep. It's your Mercedes-Benz pussy. Right? Look at it. I mean, it's beautiful. It's just a feat of vaginal engineerig. No, it handles just great. It's sleek, it's tight, it looks good, it feels good, it smells good. But a lot of upkeep. Yeah? Payments are murder and you gotta wax it, you gotta polish it, you gotta talk to it, you gotta listen to it. And, most importantly, you gotta remain ever-vigilant that nobody fucking jacks it, right? You don't have to worry about that, 'cause you'll never get near anything like that. So don't worry about it.