The Twilight Saga: New Moon Comments

Angela: I'm telling you, I saw something in the woods!

Eric: It's okay, baby. I believe you.

Jessica: No he doesn't. He's just trying to get lucky.

Angela: It was jet black and huge. On all fours it was still taller than a human.

Jessica: A bear, maybe?

Mike: Or an alien. You're lucky you didn't get probed.

Jessica: Yeah, like that would happen.

Angela: Well, I saw it.

Bella Swan: You know, you're not the only one. My dad's been getting reports down at the station. Something like 5 hikers been killed by a bear, but they can't find the bear.

Angela: Hm.

Eric: Hahahaha. Last time you clowns doubt my girlfriend!

Mike: So listen... Now that you're talking again... And eating... You know

[pokes Bella's stomach]

Mike: You gotta get that protein in there. You know I was just wondering if you wanted to go see a movie with me.

Bella Swan: Yeah... Sure. Yeah I do.

Mike: Okay... We could check out "Love spelled backwards is love" You know, it's a dumb title, but, um, it's a romantic comedy, it's suppose to be...

Bella Swan: No. No romance. Uh, well, how about "Face Punch" You heard of that?

Mike: Well, it's an action movie.

Bella Swan: Yeah, it's perfect. With guns... adrenaline... it's my thing.

Mike: Okay...

Bella Swan: We should get a bunch of people... You guys wanna go see "Face Punch" ?

Eric: Yeah! Hey, Mike, remember we were suppose to watch that? The trailer's all like "* Pew, pew!* Punch his face in"

Jessica: Movie night with Bellllllaaaaaaa

[Rolls eyes]