The Twilight Saga: New Moon Comments

  • Hiram 2022-11-23 11:57:24

    The perfect transformation from a mane man to a muscular...

  • Adam 2022-09-28 16:04:46

    After watching the first one and then watching the second one, this movie completely smashed my bottom line: how could it be possible to make such a rubbish, dull and uninteresting vampire...

  • Domenica 2022-09-20 16:41:06

    I'm really puzzled by the rubbish, no acting skills and nothing to watch. This girl always has a straight face and the guy has a rural non-mainstream hairstyle. How can so many people like to watch such a boring werewolf and vampire...

  • Junius 2022-04-24 07:01:03

    Wherever you go, it's a love...

  • Stuart 2022-04-24 07:01:03

    The upper part is tightly wrapped and this one is taken off...

  • Rylee 2022-04-24 07:01:03

    Much worse than the first...

  • Chris 2022-04-24 07:01:03

    The shit girl still hasn't...

  • Rhiannon 2022-04-24 07:01:03

    Sister Stewart had a stomachache from beginning to end, just for the inner...

  • Kaitlyn 2022-04-24 07:01:03

    Don't get me wrong, I just want to delete it after reading it, it takes up too much...

  • Marley 2022-04-24 07:01:03

    The bitter melon-faced female pig and the Yao Ming-faced male pig, plus a little werewolf who sells meat, have created an extremely brain-dead...

Extended Reading

The Twilight Saga: New Moon quotes

  • Angela: I'm telling you, I saw something in the woods!

    Eric: It's okay, baby. I believe you.

    Jessica: No he doesn't. He's just trying to get lucky.

    Angela: It was jet black and huge. On all fours it was still taller than a human.

    Jessica: A bear, maybe?

    Mike: Or an alien. You're lucky you didn't get probed.

    Jessica: Yeah, like that would happen.

    Angela: Well, I saw it.

    Bella Swan: You know, you're not the only one. My dad's been getting reports down at the station. Something like 5 hikers been killed by a bear, but they can't find the bear.

    Angela: Hm.

    Eric: Hahahaha. Last time you clowns doubt my girlfriend!

  • Mike: So listen... Now that you're talking again... And eating... You know

    [pokes Bella's stomach]

    Mike: You gotta get that protein in there. You know I was just wondering if you wanted to go see a movie with me.

    Bella Swan: Yeah... Sure. Yeah I do.

    Mike: Okay... We could check out "Love spelled backwards is love" You know, it's a dumb title, but, um, it's a romantic comedy, it's suppose to be...

    Bella Swan: No. No romance. Uh, well, how about "Face Punch" You heard of that?

    Mike: Well, it's an action movie.

    Bella Swan: Yeah, it's perfect. With guns... adrenaline... it's my thing.

    Mike: Okay...

    Bella Swan: We should get a bunch of people... You guys wanna go see "Face Punch" ?

    Eric: Yeah! Hey, Mike, remember we were suppose to watch that? The trailer's all like "* Pew, pew!* Punch his face in"

    Jessica: Movie night with Bellllllaaaaaaa

    [Rolls eyes]