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Eriberto 2023-09-16 09:38:41
I don't remember the plot at...
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Tillman 2023-09-16 05:42:18
It seems that the Smurfs are making a comeback recently, and I often see peripheral products on sale. worldwide collective...
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Martine 2023-09-16 00:11:23
I was bored as a kid......
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Keenan 2023-09-12 08:08:44
I just remember a group of blue...
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Raquel 2023-09-08 04:40:33
I am Cong Cong, you are...
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Leonel 2023-09-03 07:26:42
On the other side of the mountain, there is a group of smurfs on the other side of the...
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Misael 2023-08-14 22:51:05
It's my dream to play...
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Rosalind 2023-08-02 00:58:33
Do you still remember the theme song of the Chinese version of the Smurfs, "Oh, lovely Smurfs, oh lovely Smurfs" I used to dance this dance in elementary...
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Lottie 2023-07-28 14:25:28
The first cartoon I watched as a...
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Viva 2023-07-26 19:39:07
I watched it as a...
The Smurfs Comments
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[repeated line]
Brainy Smurf: Papa Smurf *always* says...
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Brainy Smurf: [while Papa Smurf is away, Brainy prepares to "secretly borrow" one of the magical potions from Papa's laboratory. As usual, several other Smurfs attempt to dissuade Brainy from doing this] ... My dear fellow Smurfs! While I appreciate your concern, please rest assured that I know exactly what I'm smurfing here. And besides, what's the worst thing that could possibly happen?
[the other Smurfs roll their eyes]
Smurfette: Brainy. The last time you smurfed around with Papa Smurf's magic potions, you made my garden grow those huge Venus Smurf-traps that tried to eat us all up!
Grouchy Smurf: I hate Venus Smurf-traps...! Then again, what Smurf doesn't?
Painter Smurf: [speaking with his barely-comprehensible French accent] Oui! And the time before that, you caused every Smurf in the Village to smurf in a different language -- so that no Smurf could make heads or smurfs from what any other Smurf was smurfing!
Grouchy Smurf: I hate... what Painter just said.
Vanity Smurf: And the time before *that*, you caused every other Smurf in the Village to look and sound exactly like *me*! Oh, I never felt so smurfily plain -- homely, even!
Handy Smurf: And the time before THAT, you made all my inventions smurf to life and take over the Village!
Smurfette, Grouchy, Painter, Vanity, & Handy: [in unison] And the time before *THAT*...!
Brainy Smurf: Okay, okay; you've made your point! And I *do* learn from my smurf-ups... even though, I admit, that last one you nearly mentioned WAS pretty unsmurfy.
Smurfette, Grouchy, Painter, Vanity, & Handy: [in unison] *You're telling us!*
