The Love Guru Comments

  • Danielle 2022-04-23 07:02:56

    If I could give a half star then I would give a...

  • Edna 2022-04-23 06:01:02

    I can't stand this low-level toilet joke. . . Mike Myers’ comedies have never been within my acceptable range--What does Jessica Alba want to do? . . . Even if you are a beautiful woman, you can't be so capricious! Think of yourself as Ben Kingsley~ You can do whatever you want with...

  • Tia 2022-04-23 06:01:02

    Jessica Alba is really like, like, like~~~ Asan song and dance are as wretched as...

  • Juana 2022-04-23 06:01:02

    mike myers is completely out of the cock-like love of a big dish=....

  • Haskell 2022-04-23 06:01:02

    Mike Myers is hilarious and so...

  • Kamille 2022-04-23 06:01:02

    What I watched on the HBO channel is really a bit nonsense, the plot is rubbish, and there is a lot of vulgarity but lack of laughter. The Indian song and dance at the end was just fine. Fortunately, the actress Jessica Alba is always...

  • Isaiah 2022-04-23 06:01:02

    Three and a half years, the Indian dance is too spoof~ Hahaha Mike Myers is still so cute~ Justin's numbness is too...

  • Lupe 2022-04-23 06:01:02

    There are only some small funny sections that are as short as 10 seconds or less I will appreciate, the others are...

  • Rachelle 2022-04-23 06:01:02

    How unpleasant to hear the word Guru... As expected, it is still produced in Asan’s...

  • Demetrius 2022-04-23 06:01:02

    Haha (Generally, all I think about when I type...

Extended Reading

The Love Guru quotes

  • Guru Pitka: Tickle, tickle... Break the pickle.

  • Guru Pitka: Tonawanda street? I know this street.

    Darren Roanoke: You do?

    Guru Pitka: Yes. At what number did you live?

    Darren Roanoke: Fifty-three.

    Guru Pitka: Did you know a Dickie Withers at 85?

    Darren Roanoke: No?

    Guru Pitka: Well, it does. A dickie does wither at 85. I own you! Yeah! You are laughing! You see, you are filled with joy of a child!