The Love Guru Comments

  • Giovani 2023-09-23 03:56:03

    Typical Mike Myers style, not everyone likes...

  • Isabel 2023-09-21 09:22:35

    Heaven, earth, how could I have seen such a vile and low-level...

  • Obie 2023-09-10 18:00:46

    Reluctantly learn a few English word...

  • Tremaine 2023-08-26 01:52:13

    I just can't stand this sense of...

  • Bobbie 2023-08-09 09:24:12

    It's all-powerful, hehe. He also messes with the Indian style of today's...

  • Edythe 2023-07-31 03:52:30

    Wisdom in a relationship might not be that...

  • Stephon 2023-07-30 20:47:49

    March 24, 2010 Impressed with the Elephant Metal Chastity Pants and the sound effects surrounding it - :). I was also impressed by Feifei's explanation of "the master asks the pickup for doglism and the...

  • Braxton 2023-07-25 15:37:51

    It's Justin! Lei! If you get it right, you'll be able to spoof whatever you want, but it's...

  • Dewayne 2023-07-04 00:37:08

    The self-righteous hilarity, and the clumsy plot that doesn't have a plot, didn't affect my love for it's mindless...

  • Kay 2023-06-05 10:32:39

    Sister Ba's good face should bring a good work. Okay, you can't be too serious about...

Extended Reading

The Love Guru quotes

  • Guru Pitka: Tickle, tickle... Break the pickle.

  • Guru Pitka: Tonawanda street? I know this street.

    Darren Roanoke: You do?

    Guru Pitka: Yes. At what number did you live?

    Darren Roanoke: Fifty-three.

    Guru Pitka: Did you know a Dickie Withers at 85?

    Darren Roanoke: No?

    Guru Pitka: Well, it does. A dickie does wither at 85. I own you! Yeah! You are laughing! You see, you are filled with joy of a child!