The Lair of the White Worm Comments

  • Jaiden 2023-04-12 00:29:45

    In front of the tender two, the plot is a fart, it's not kind for a PC to wear a kilt and...

  • Clyde 2023-03-13 10:59:52

    A bit naive cult film Uncle Hugh and Uncle Pika Nen Chushui has a paragraph "why do u torture urself playing snakes and ladders" in the...

  • Theodore 2023-03-09 05:37:13

    The old man is so good looking! Scottish accent+kilt+bagpipes full set is satisfied! Snakes are also good looking! Hugh grant is too posh as always... the film is really indescribable cult old man seems to like this kind of wonderful life of Franz Kafka directed by himself is almost...

  • Candice 2023-02-24 19:11:51

    The film is not worth one star, all the stars are given to the male god Peter...

  • Barbara 2023-02-15 02:43:31

    It's not Uncle Hugh's face, I can't stand watching it for so long, it's too...

  • Gennaro 2023-01-29 02:38:26

    I gave up after watching it halfway through. If I can't make some more spoofs, it seems that I just can't make it. . The key to my retirement is not this, but that Hugh Grant in this series has not yet reached his later state. Although he looks good, there is nothing to look...

  • Jessie 2023-01-03 02:05:51

    Pickup and Slag Hugh! Double chef ecstasy! There are two handsome guys interacting to see who still pays attention to the...

  • Helmer 2022-12-27 15:47:29

    Except for the handsome guy, there is not much to...

  • Sidney 2022-12-26 18:20:21

    Checking Uncle Peter Capaldi's information, I accidentally led to this brief introduction. I have seen it before, and I remember it was quite erotic. One additional...

  • Kyle 2022-12-14 12:39:52

    Very ugly, don't watch it. Don't watch if you have Uncle...

Extended Reading

The Lair of the White Worm quotes

  • Lady Sylvia Marsh: [sitting up a branch just like the Cheshire cat in Alice In Wonderland] Eve... oh, Eve...

    [as the unsuspecting girl looks up:]

    Lady Sylvia Marsh: Eve, I feel so silly. I saw a little kitten up here that couldn't get down. So I climbed up. Now it's gone. And I don't seem able to get down myself. If you could just stretch up your hand...

    [smiling, radiantly innocent Eve obliges]

    Lady Sylvia Marsh: Perfect! And I'll steady myself.

    [climbed down]

    Lady Sylvia Marsh: Thank you. You look tired, Eve. You want to rest? You're weary. Come with me. Come with me and take your ease at Temple House a while. Come with me. It's no distance at all.

    [leads her off]

  • Lady Sylvia Marsh: Oh Dionin... who came forth from the darkness. Dionin, who dwelt in peace in the Garden of Eden. Dionin, who gave us the gift of knowledge. Dionin, who suffered the wrath of the false god. Dionin who was driven from Eden by the false god. Dionin, who was trodden underfoot by the Son of Man. Dionin, who returned to the darkness. Dionin, whose kingdom is darkness. Dionin, who makes safe our darkness. Dionin, who is darkness. Dionin the immortal, accept this, our sacrifice.

    [Eve grunting and panting, in a futile attempt to escape]

    Lady Sylvia Marsh: Through darkness eternal... Dionin. Dionin, who came forth from the darkness, Dionin, who dwelt in peace in the Garden of Eden, his return... as pain renews bliss, as unsullied flesh is purified, as noble death nourishes divine life. Great Dionin, accept this... your sacrifice.