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Brown 2022-03-16 09:01:03
Fitzgerald and Comedy Central's stand-up are both good, dare to satirize Charlie...
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Viviane 2022-03-15 09:01:03
One minute, you were in Africa, washing your clothes in the river, tits out, you good! Then all of a sudden, you somewhere across the world fucking Thomas Jefferson!——Wow~ You make history come...
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Krystel 2022-03-15 09:01:03
Don't make another film, just close it when you see it, the funniest thing in the whole article is only the "give us the ring, my precious"...
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Cathy 2022-01-27 08:04:21
Flat with the upper...
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Desiree 2022-01-27 08:04:21
That Teddy is too dirty, it obliterates the good impression left by the first...
Ted 2 Comments
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[Unrated version only]
Ted: Attention, everyone. May I have your attention, please? Johnny and I have prepared something very special for you here. Let's have it, fellas.
Ted: When you hear the sound of thunder don't you get too scared.
John: Just grab your thunder buddy and say these magic words.
Ted: Oh, fuck you, thunder! You can suck my dick!
John: Oh, fuck you, thunder! You can suck my dick!
Ted: You can't get me, thunder 'cause you're just God's farts. Yeah!
John: You can't get me, thunder 'cause you're just God's farts. Yeah!
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Frank: [Unrated version only] You had sexual intercourse on a pile of raw hamburger meat that we're supposed to sell to the public for their Fourth of July barbecues.
Ted: I fucked her with a pack of Freedent. Then I put it back on the shelf and a senior citizen bought it.
Frank: That took guts. We need guts. I'm naming the store after you.
