Ted 2 Comments

  • Herminio 2022-04-21 09:01:41

    You could have been an inspirational icon, but you ended up being Justin...

  • Osbaldo 2022-04-21 09:01:41

    Just like this, it becomes a small fresh chicken...

  • Lon 2022-04-21 09:01:41

    Fifty Shades of Grizzly Hahahahaha, how can you look good in Fifty Shades of Grey (Easter eggs are...

  • Conrad 2022-04-20 09:01:32

    The feces, urine and farts are still the same, and the structure is so neat that people feel boring. The three views of fighting for human rights for Teddy are quite...

  • Destini 2022-04-20 09:01:32

    In the last movie, the male protagonist was troubled by Teddy's heart, and in this one, the man's heart was troubled by Teddy. This is a problem of the character's aggressive attitude. The whole film's stalks and jokes are very dense and open-mouthed. The lower limit is low and full of laughter. Several fronts and backs are used for the same idea twice, which has a miraculous effect. Generally speaking, it is better than the first...

  • Deron 2022-04-20 09:01:32

    Don't dare to go to Boston. ....

  • Ernest 2022-04-20 09:01:32

    There are a lot of big names, it seems that there is still an athlete messing in? Overall, neither good nor...

  • Arnold 2022-04-20 09:01:32

    2015 American Comedy

  • Vivienne 2022-04-20 09:01:32

    Hahaha still can't let go of that bitch bear! ! It's enough to be splashed by sperm hahahaha! ! Liam Neeson made a cameo appearance as "a bitter old policeman" 23333 I really want to watch the subtitles of the Hong Kong version! ! It is said to be super in place!...

  • Robb 2022-04-20 09:01:32

    After ted was fired, he shouted and cried on the street selling BJ, laughing and crying hahaha~ SNL and Ding Ri have one star...

Extended Reading

Ted 2 quotes

  • [Unrated version only]

    Ted: Attention, everyone. May I have your attention, please? Johnny and I have prepared something very special for you here. Let's have it, fellas.

    Ted: When you hear the sound of thunder don't you get too scared.

    John: Just grab your thunder buddy and say these magic words.

    Ted: Oh, fuck you, thunder! You can suck my dick!

    John: Oh, fuck you, thunder! You can suck my dick!

    Ted: You can't get me, thunder 'cause you're just God's farts. Yeah!

    John: You can't get me, thunder 'cause you're just God's farts. Yeah!

  • Frank: [Unrated version only] You had sexual intercourse on a pile of raw hamburger meat that we're supposed to sell to the public for their Fourth of July barbecues.

    Ted: I fucked her with a pack of Freedent. Then I put it back on the shelf and a senior citizen bought it.

    Frank: That took guts. We need guts. I'm naming the store after you.