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Marques 2022-04-23 07:01:38
The second part is kind of...
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Morgan 2022-04-23 07:01:38
Too much laughter,...
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Curtis 2022-04-23 07:01:38
This guy looks like a baby without...
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Kacie 2022-04-22 07:01:06
Turns out it's only interesting in the last half...
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Tyreek 2022-04-22 07:01:06
Much tougher than the...
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Amelia 2022-04-22 07:01:06
I never thought that the sequel could be made like this, so cheap and loving, I wonder if anyone is willing to count how many "fucks" appear in the...
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Joannie 2022-04-22 07:01:06
How to anger two or more fan groups in one...
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Michelle 2022-04-22 07:01:06
The three people saw the expression of marijuana...
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Vallie 2022-04-22 07:01:06
Forgive me, I really don't like the yellow jokes in...
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Sharon 2022-04-22 07:01:06
No one is a serious lawyer, and the arguments do not stand up to scrutiny - the premise that a good man is a man? Of course not, the dog will also save the owner, kindness is not the criterion for judging whether Ted is a person or a thing. Ted and his useless buddies are quite unscrupulous. The key is the lack of discipline and the main theme happy ending, which is a bit different from the resolute irony of Family Guy. Why change the heroine? And the new heroine put flowers in cow dung again....
Ted 2 Comments
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[Unrated version only]
Ted: Attention, everyone. May I have your attention, please? Johnny and I have prepared something very special for you here. Let's have it, fellas.
Ted: When you hear the sound of thunder don't you get too scared.
John: Just grab your thunder buddy and say these magic words.
Ted: Oh, fuck you, thunder! You can suck my dick!
John: Oh, fuck you, thunder! You can suck my dick!
Ted: You can't get me, thunder 'cause you're just God's farts. Yeah!
John: You can't get me, thunder 'cause you're just God's farts. Yeah!
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Frank: [Unrated version only] You had sexual intercourse on a pile of raw hamburger meat that we're supposed to sell to the public for their Fourth of July barbecues.
Ted: I fucked her with a pack of Freedent. Then I put it back on the shelf and a senior citizen bought it.
Frank: That took guts. We need guts. I'm naming the store after you.
