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Roy 2022-04-24 07:01:04
Semen spilled all over the body, we ted and wives also have human rights, and if we want to get married, we need to adopt a...
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Berneice 2022-04-24 07:01:04
I want the first one! The second part is much...
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Roscoe 2022-04-24 07:01:04
The crappy story of Ted's search for human rights is just a framework. I have to admit that Seth MacFarlane's ability has basically achieved the level of "not targeting anyone" when it comes to piling up hard-flavoured meat jokes. The stalks of various American movies and entertainment culture are also endless. The semen room sprayed his face, and the Wahlberg scale broke through the sky. "Ted, you could have inspired the world, but became Justin...
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Summer 2022-04-23 07:01:38
It's pretty good-looking, the stalks are so cheap and cheap, hahahahahahahaha! ! ! ! Everyone is so...
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Destin 2022-04-23 07:01:38
The first is that the trailer contains all the jokes, and this one doesn't feel like there are too many surprises. Spoof law and order opening music creative...
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Francisco 2022-04-23 07:01:38
Hilarious wow~ This cheap bear really makes people love and...
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Idella 2022-04-23 07:01:38
Some black terriers are not bad, but I really want to ask: what about...
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Louisa 2022-04-23 07:01:38
Is this the same TED it used to be? . . It's...
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Kirk 2022-04-23 07:01:38
Very vulgar, the plot is weak, but the laughs are very sweet. It is much simpler and smoother than the first one. Strong Seth flavor. Good...
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Waylon 2022-04-23 07:01:38
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Ted 2 Comments
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[Unrated version only]
Ted: Attention, everyone. May I have your attention, please? Johnny and I have prepared something very special for you here. Let's have it, fellas.
Ted: When you hear the sound of thunder don't you get too scared.
John: Just grab your thunder buddy and say these magic words.
Ted: Oh, fuck you, thunder! You can suck my dick!
John: Oh, fuck you, thunder! You can suck my dick!
Ted: You can't get me, thunder 'cause you're just God's farts. Yeah!
John: You can't get me, thunder 'cause you're just God's farts. Yeah!
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Frank: [Unrated version only] You had sexual intercourse on a pile of raw hamburger meat that we're supposed to sell to the public for their Fourth of July barbecues.
Ted: I fucked her with a pack of Freedent. Then I put it back on the shelf and a senior citizen bought it.
Frank: That took guts. We need guts. I'm naming the store after you.
