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Mandy 2021-10-20 18:59:17
Is there a lot of love? 213 The police partner and the male 3 are too robbed of the scene haha~ the various dicks at the end of the film are very good...
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Mara 2021-10-20 18:59:12
I do like this tune: fresh and rogue style, but after all, it lacks a little bit of cruelty. The combination of Michael Serra and Jonah Hill can be considered a brilliant combination; of course, the dicks are really awesome in the...
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Paige 2021-10-20 18:59:03
Draw big dicks on the workbook just to...
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Vinnie 2021-10-20 18:59:00
The perfect youth is when there is a girl in the front licking your dick, at the same time you have to have a buddy wipe your ass at the back. Superbad is that one day you will ignore the buddy who wipes your ass for a girl who licks your...
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Briana 2021-10-20 18:58:59
Imitated American pie but not very well...
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Kale 2021-10-20 18:58:56
Those paintings are too...
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Kayleigh 2021-10-20 18:58:55
The plot is average but those J8 paintings are really...
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Flo 2021-10-20 18:58:54
The sister part of "One Night Big Belly"...the moon in the west is round in the...
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Boris 2021-10-20 18:58:53
Sexual comedy and spoof, the film ends in a fork in life, and then each goes its own...
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River 2021-10-20 18:58:53
The worst work of that...
Superbad Comments
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Officer Michaels: [Vomiting after chasing Eva] It's just beer! It's just beer!
Officer Slater: C'mon man up. What happened?
Officer Michaels: [Without breath] He's a freakin' kid! He's the fastest kid alive!
Officer Slater: This is not good!
Officer Michaels: He's the fastest kid alive!
Officer Slater: Fastest kid alive my ass! What we're gonna do?
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Officer Michaels: You know, this job though isn't how shows like CSI make it out to be, when I first joined the force, I was under the impression that everything was covered in a fine layer of semen. And that the police had at their disposal a semen database with every bad guy's semen on it. Not true!
Officer Slater: Yup
Officer Michaels: If only there was semen on everything, it would make our jobs easier...
Officer Slater: Hell, yeah!
Officer Michaels: I often go to sleep and dream of waking up in a world where everything is covered in semen.
Officer Slater: I mean, who doesn't? It's like your wish that you could walk out of a room and just know where the semen was. You just know like Sherlock Holmes, if he was in his day, Sherlock Holomes, in his day... And this is a proven historical fact. Sherlock Holmes, when he was alive, knew where semen was.
Officer Michaels: Could smell it out like a rat.
Officer Slater: Smell it out. ANything
Officer Michaels: Like the crime scene today, if the man had ejaculated and then punched you in the face, we'd have a real good shot at catching him...
Officer Slater: No way,
Officer Michaels: Just punched you in the face. No semen.
Officer Slater: Yeah, no semen. And that's the only way you can find DNA by the way, if it's in the jizz.
Officer Michaels: Semen. It's the best DNA, is in the jizz.
Officer Slater: I'm telling you right now, sometimes I just want to make you know, live in a world of semen. That's funny you say that because I feel the same same way...
Officer Michaels: It's true
Officer Slater: I would make semen snowballs...
Officer Michaels: It would just make our lives easier if everything was covered in semen.
Officer Slater: Yeah, no crime.
Officer Michaels: Just semen. FUck, that'd be nice.
Officer Slater: I think we've exhausted this point. Sherlock Holmes, in his day, would look at you and say: "Five nights ago, Veronica Shear, USA Up All Night."
Officer Michaels: Four ounces.
Officer Slater: I know that, four ounces into your hand.
Officer Michaels: One time we found semen, one time.
Fogell: I thought you said you never found semen.
Officer Slater: One time we found semen, one time we found semen, we've got really excited, took it back to the lab, turned out it was Michaels' semen.
