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Deja 2022-03-22 09:01:05
It’s a pity for the male protagonist to have the literary taste of the jj picture, which has lost the pioneering spirit of the American...
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Talon 2022-03-21 09:01:07
"The only problem with this crazy comedy is that it might arouse the jealousy of nerds who only study in high...
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Ali 2022-03-21 09:01:07
Superbad has risen to the height of easy campus...
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Carmel 2022-03-21 09:01:07
It's the most beautiful thing in the...
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Skylar 2022-03-21 09:01:07
There are too many such films, and this film has no outstanding features, so I can only give it a 3...
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Fletcher 2022-03-21 09:01:07
Quite interesting, the dialogue is very interesting. We are all old enough to swear words. Besides, Seth is so pitiful. He was hit by a car twice! Actually not dead! No fractures...
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Margarita 2022-03-21 09:01:07
Although full of XXOO pickup girls, base love is the essence. Full of...
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Bryon 2022-03-21 09:01:07
It's a sex comedy about Nerds again, but it's a bit tepid, the protagonist is not very cute. Those two policemen were so dazzling, I laughed to death as soon as they appeared. Those last paintings are so imaginative, Penisman,...
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Isai 2021-10-20 18:59:29
The two policemen are very humane. It can be said that the film is a young and frivolous teenage remix!...
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Kelsie 2021-10-20 18:59:17
6.5 points. This type of youth campus comedy is basically a routine, and it will always be "three nos" teenagers (no wealth, no body, no brain, third point of doubt) and finally embrace the beauty. However, compared with other works, the description of friendship in this film is quite new. Most of the sensational passages are about the reluctance of friends breaking up, which makes people look a little moved. PS: Those paintings are quite...
Superbad Comments
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Officer Michaels: [Vomiting after chasing Eva] It's just beer! It's just beer!
Officer Slater: C'mon man up. What happened?
Officer Michaels: [Without breath] He's a freakin' kid! He's the fastest kid alive!
Officer Slater: This is not good!
Officer Michaels: He's the fastest kid alive!
Officer Slater: Fastest kid alive my ass! What we're gonna do?
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Officer Michaels: You know, this job though isn't how shows like CSI make it out to be, when I first joined the force, I was under the impression that everything was covered in a fine layer of semen. And that the police had at their disposal a semen database with every bad guy's semen on it. Not true!
Officer Slater: Yup
Officer Michaels: If only there was semen on everything, it would make our jobs easier...
Officer Slater: Hell, yeah!
Officer Michaels: I often go to sleep and dream of waking up in a world where everything is covered in semen.
Officer Slater: I mean, who doesn't? It's like your wish that you could walk out of a room and just know where the semen was. You just know like Sherlock Holmes, if he was in his day, Sherlock Holomes, in his day... And this is a proven historical fact. Sherlock Holmes, when he was alive, knew where semen was.
Officer Michaels: Could smell it out like a rat.
Officer Slater: Smell it out. ANything
Officer Michaels: Like the crime scene today, if the man had ejaculated and then punched you in the face, we'd have a real good shot at catching him...
Officer Slater: No way,
Officer Michaels: Just punched you in the face. No semen.
Officer Slater: Yeah, no semen. And that's the only way you can find DNA by the way, if it's in the jizz.
Officer Michaels: Semen. It's the best DNA, is in the jizz.
Officer Slater: I'm telling you right now, sometimes I just want to make you know, live in a world of semen. That's funny you say that because I feel the same same way...
Officer Michaels: It's true
Officer Slater: I would make semen snowballs...
Officer Michaels: It would just make our lives easier if everything was covered in semen.
Officer Slater: Yeah, no crime.
Officer Michaels: Just semen. FUck, that'd be nice.
Officer Slater: I think we've exhausted this point. Sherlock Holmes, in his day, would look at you and say: "Five nights ago, Veronica Shear, USA Up All Night."
Officer Michaels: Four ounces.
Officer Slater: I know that, four ounces into your hand.
Officer Michaels: One time we found semen, one time.
Fogell: I thought you said you never found semen.
Officer Slater: One time we found semen, one time we found semen, we've got really excited, took it back to the lab, turned out it was Michaels' semen.
