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Josue 2022-04-20 09:01:04
I forgot since when we left friends and opposites attract. When Seth looked back, there were still some youthful feelings surging in his...
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Bradford 2022-04-20 09:01:04
Those dick paintings are so...
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Milton 2022-04-20 09:01:04
I really like the last scene, what a mess up...
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Lacy 2022-04-20 09:01:04
Are American middle school students really like this? It's...
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Adam 2022-04-20 09:01:04
A long-awaited and beautiful American sex...
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Rubie 2022-04-20 09:01:04
Learn various uses of fuck. See He Caitou's "Youth Is Like That"...
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Ruthie 2022-04-20 09:01:04
Another American Pie...
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Cullen 2022-04-20 09:01:04
It's not funny, there's too much shit, pee and fart, but there is Emma Stone! Friendship of men....
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Aurore 2022-04-20 09:01:04
This is by far my favorite R-rated comedy, bar none, I love every laugh in the film; it's not just a teenage comedy, it's a group of adults who miss their youth and tell them about them Kind of unwilling to grow up. Michael Cera has always been my favorite youth film actor, no one, I love his dullness, his overwhelm; Emma Stone was ordinary then, and now is...
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Isai 2022-04-20 09:01:04
Creative. Especially the idea of jb at the end hahaha. The highlight is the last two good brothers looking at each other up and down the elevator. It feels like a century has passed and they will never return to the past. An era has passed, and all that was before no longer...
Superbad Comments
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Officer Michaels: [Vomiting after chasing Eva] It's just beer! It's just beer!
Officer Slater: C'mon man up. What happened?
Officer Michaels: [Without breath] He's a freakin' kid! He's the fastest kid alive!
Officer Slater: This is not good!
Officer Michaels: He's the fastest kid alive!
Officer Slater: Fastest kid alive my ass! What we're gonna do?
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Officer Michaels: You know, this job though isn't how shows like CSI make it out to be, when I first joined the force, I was under the impression that everything was covered in a fine layer of semen. And that the police had at their disposal a semen database with every bad guy's semen on it. Not true!
Officer Slater: Yup
Officer Michaels: If only there was semen on everything, it would make our jobs easier...
Officer Slater: Hell, yeah!
Officer Michaels: I often go to sleep and dream of waking up in a world where everything is covered in semen.
Officer Slater: I mean, who doesn't? It's like your wish that you could walk out of a room and just know where the semen was. You just know like Sherlock Holmes, if he was in his day, Sherlock Holomes, in his day... And this is a proven historical fact. Sherlock Holmes, when he was alive, knew where semen was.
Officer Michaels: Could smell it out like a rat.
Officer Slater: Smell it out. ANything
Officer Michaels: Like the crime scene today, if the man had ejaculated and then punched you in the face, we'd have a real good shot at catching him...
Officer Slater: No way,
Officer Michaels: Just punched you in the face. No semen.
Officer Slater: Yeah, no semen. And that's the only way you can find DNA by the way, if it's in the jizz.
Officer Michaels: Semen. It's the best DNA, is in the jizz.
Officer Slater: I'm telling you right now, sometimes I just want to make you know, live in a world of semen. That's funny you say that because I feel the same same way...
Officer Michaels: It's true
Officer Slater: I would make semen snowballs...
Officer Michaels: It would just make our lives easier if everything was covered in semen.
Officer Slater: Yeah, no crime.
Officer Michaels: Just semen. FUck, that'd be nice.
Officer Slater: I think we've exhausted this point. Sherlock Holmes, in his day, would look at you and say: "Five nights ago, Veronica Shear, USA Up All Night."
Officer Michaels: Four ounces.
Officer Slater: I know that, four ounces into your hand.
Officer Michaels: One time we found semen, one time.
Fogell: I thought you said you never found semen.
Officer Slater: One time we found semen, one time we found semen, we've got really excited, took it back to the lab, turned out it was Michaels' semen.
