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Kenton 2022-04-21 09:01:07
In 2017, I will read one of my favorite scripts. I have read all the jokes. I have kept them in my heart. I wanted to read them a long time ago. Jj's paintings are very good, the plot is not bad, and the dialogue is very...
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Jarvis 2022-04-21 09:01:07
superbad super...
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Angel 2022-04-21 09:01:07
It used to be three and a half stars, and the second time I watched it with four stars. I wonder if it will be five stars after the third time and the fourth time? Ha ha ha...
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Duane 2022-04-21 09:01:07
Too bad~~ Too...
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Meagan 2022-04-21 09:01:07
Good looking hair? ? I have danced several...
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Rahul 2022-04-21 09:01:07
It seems that I have waited for a long time to be touched like this, and I will never forget the look of SETH looking back at EVAN. Thanks to them who accompany us through the happy times in life, in the long, long days after the loss, the only memories are Shining, only they are like those stars in the dark. You must know how difficult life is, those friendships and loves, how much we have lost, those I regret not saying I love you, and later, all become Obscure and sweet feelings. This is...
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Gerhard 2022-04-21 09:01:07
There are 89 pictures inside,...
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Cleve 2022-04-21 09:01:07
Isn't this American pie? And it's still an American pie with a 30% weakened...
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Burdette 2022-04-21 09:01:07
McLawan's pronunciation is very similar to make love~.. The overall level of humor is average. The JB illustration at the end is the biggest...
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April 2022-04-21 09:01:07
The police & Mike Lavin are super stealing the show...
Superbad Comments
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Officer Michaels: [Vomiting after chasing Eva] It's just beer! It's just beer!
Officer Slater: C'mon man up. What happened?
Officer Michaels: [Without breath] He's a freakin' kid! He's the fastest kid alive!
Officer Slater: This is not good!
Officer Michaels: He's the fastest kid alive!
Officer Slater: Fastest kid alive my ass! What we're gonna do?
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Officer Michaels: You know, this job though isn't how shows like CSI make it out to be, when I first joined the force, I was under the impression that everything was covered in a fine layer of semen. And that the police had at their disposal a semen database with every bad guy's semen on it. Not true!
Officer Slater: Yup
Officer Michaels: If only there was semen on everything, it would make our jobs easier...
Officer Slater: Hell, yeah!
Officer Michaels: I often go to sleep and dream of waking up in a world where everything is covered in semen.
Officer Slater: I mean, who doesn't? It's like your wish that you could walk out of a room and just know where the semen was. You just know like Sherlock Holmes, if he was in his day, Sherlock Holomes, in his day... And this is a proven historical fact. Sherlock Holmes, when he was alive, knew where semen was.
Officer Michaels: Could smell it out like a rat.
Officer Slater: Smell it out. ANything
Officer Michaels: Like the crime scene today, if the man had ejaculated and then punched you in the face, we'd have a real good shot at catching him...
Officer Slater: No way,
Officer Michaels: Just punched you in the face. No semen.
Officer Slater: Yeah, no semen. And that's the only way you can find DNA by the way, if it's in the jizz.
Officer Michaels: Semen. It's the best DNA, is in the jizz.
Officer Slater: I'm telling you right now, sometimes I just want to make you know, live in a world of semen. That's funny you say that because I feel the same same way...
Officer Michaels: It's true
Officer Slater: I would make semen snowballs...
Officer Michaels: It would just make our lives easier if everything was covered in semen.
Officer Slater: Yeah, no crime.
Officer Michaels: Just semen. FUck, that'd be nice.
Officer Slater: I think we've exhausted this point. Sherlock Holmes, in his day, would look at you and say: "Five nights ago, Veronica Shear, USA Up All Night."
Officer Michaels: Four ounces.
Officer Slater: I know that, four ounces into your hand.
Officer Michaels: One time we found semen, one time.
Fogell: I thought you said you never found semen.
Officer Slater: One time we found semen, one time we found semen, we've got really excited, took it back to the lab, turned out it was Michaels' semen.
