Salmon Fishing in the Yemen Comments

  • Jean 2022-04-24 07:01:16

    Cass likes it a...

  • Vickie 2022-04-24 07:01:16

    Those who break military marriages should be...

  • Telly 2022-04-24 07:01:16

    U ra dreamer, but ,why...

  • Ruthe 2022-04-24 07:01:16

    It is said to be a comedy, but it is extremely boring. If there is no seasoning of KST, you can directly fall...

  • Alphonso 2022-04-24 07:01:16

    I think it's a good story, light comedy style, rich in dramatic elements, very interesting, once very exciting, although the ending is a little bloody, but because I believe it, so I don't remember...

  • Charity 2022-04-23 07:03:06

    After watching the Avengers, I really don't remember what it was like before. Why is the place where Ewan works like the north exit of Waterloo, there are no office workers on the Millennium Bridge, only...

  • Orin 2022-04-23 07:03:06

    The overall movie is ok~~ It's just that the main theme didn't perform well! ! Good...

  • Stephany 2022-04-23 07:03:06

    Ewan McGregor, I help you score...

  • Alana 2022-04-23 07:03:06

    emily is so beautiful, but it can't stop the color of cliché's...

  • Helga 2022-04-23 07:03:06

    It's dreamy and beautiful, but what a "dog blood"! Faceless prime ministers and domineering advisers are cute! Aunt K is really stealing the show... But the film itself is a bit disappointing, maybe the expectations are too...

Extended Reading

Salmon Fishing in the Yemen quotes

  • Dr. Alfred Jones: Did you get my email?

    Bernard Sugden: Yes. What did it say?

    Dr. Alfred Jones: Took the meeting. Waste of time as predicted. Now if you don't mind I'll get back to my work.

    Bernard Sugden: Dr. Jones.

    [holds up a document which Dr. Jones takes]

    Dr. Alfred Jones: What is this?

    Bernard Sugden: P45.

    Dr. Alfred Jones: I'm sorry. I don't, I don't understand.

    Bernard Sugden: Oh, well, a P45 is the official document given to an employee when his services are no longer required by his or her employer.

    Dr. Alfred Jones: Yes, but Bernard, this has got my...

    Bernard Sugden: Or, you can sign this letter stating that you are delighted to assign yourself exclusively to the Yemeni salmon fishing project with immediate effect. Up to you.

    Dr. Alfred Jones: But Bernard, you know as well as I do this thing is a bloody joke. Where the hell you gonna get salmon that far...

    Bernard Sugden: [interrupts and taps the P45] Just there.

    Dr. Alfred Jones: This is blackmail Sugden. This is a bloody outrage.

    Bernard Sugden: Fitzharris & Price will be paying your salary while on secondment. Almost double what it is now. I'd say that's a bloody outrage.

    Dr. Alfred Jones: Double. Can I have time to think about this?

    Bernard Sugden: Nope.

    Dr. Alfred Jones: Can I borrow your pen?

    Bernard Sugden: Yah. It's my special one with the italic nib.

    [Dr. Jones grabs it, scribbles his signature on the P45 and storms out]

  • Tom Price-Williams: Have you any idea what an outcry there'd be if the Environment Agency stripped British rivers of *ten thousand* salmon and shipped them off to the effing Yemen?

    Bernard Sugden: Well how many can you spare?

    Tom Price-Williams: None! Christ! Bernard. Anglers, they're obsessive crazies. You think Al-Qaeda are a threat, think again mate! I've seen a fly fisherman wade into a river and try and drown a canoeist just for passing by in a Day-Glo jacket. You haven't got a hope in hell of getting these fish from British rivers.