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Donnell 2022-06-09 12:08:05
The character image is very similar to [How to Train Your Dragon], but the Danes do not sell cuteness, they show off their passions. A group of simple-minded and well-developed muscular men show not only thongs and SM uniforms, but also all kinds of cheap . You don’t necessarily have a brain if you don’t have a size, but what you must have is good luck. A pure Hollywood-style adventure of a small person, fighting the wicked to save the Hui people and finally reporting the beauty back, the film...
Ronal the Barbarian Comments
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Narrator: [Opening scene with the people in slavery by the demons with the Demon Zaal ruling over them] In the beginning there was only darkness. And out of that darkness was born the Demon Zaal, ruler of the sa kiddies and oppressor of humankind.
Narrator: But from out of the shadows came Kron. Warrior above all warriors, and bearer of the gods saw.
[Then the hero warrior shows up on the mountaintop, he jumps from the mountain and lands on the ground and frees the human slaves]
Narrator: He freed humankind and led them to victory.
[Then the demons charged after Kron but he slices them with a sword and punches a hole in the demons stomach doing a hand pose. He then runs up against a giant demon and stabs him on the head and the demon explodes. But Kron got impaled in the chest and blood came gushing out of his chest]
Narrator: But victory was barely won, suffering a mortal wound to his heart. Kron bled for seven days and seven nights, and a hundred warriors drank of his spilled blood and bared his strength.
[Then the warriors developed mass muscles the men with muscular biceps, the woman with bigger breasts, but Ronal took one drop of blood and developed a bigger crotch spot]
Narrator: Kron looked down on them and what he saw was good, and with that he died. Thus were born the barbarians, the mighty sons of Kron.
[Then the movie title Ronal the Barbarian shows on screen and the movie begins]
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The Oracle: Alright that's it I'm done shitting. Now get to wiping.
