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Reginald 2023-03-23 03:33:10
It is conceivable that the quality of base rot is not even nominated for an Oscar in a young age of...
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Davon 2023-03-06 12:39:02
Some people are born extraordinary~ Come give me a metal...
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Iva 2023-03-02 09:20:26
Hardcore animation has...
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Hipolito 2023-02-26 21:04:27
Evil Danish animation, why are muscle men, demon legions, and magic sticks so...
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Ken 2023-01-29 13:09:03
The Dandan sneak section is...
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Carmela 2023-01-10 10:47:51
The most passionate and emotional animation in...
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Tressie 2022-12-25 08:12:42
It can’t be said to be a god’s work, but it’s enough to make strange uncles and aunts laugh from beginning to...
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Rubye 2022-11-23 04:23:42
Spoofing, the people of Northern Europe have always been unscrupulous adults to spoof the line. Pulling the milk dragon claw hand, revealing the egg invisibility technique, there is no limit to...
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Tamara 2022-11-19 16:04:03
Salty and wet, right in the middle....
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Gina 2022-11-19 02:40:00
Dandan Chuangtianguan and nipple attack methods are so cheap! ~Besides, the lead singer, don't you go to find your...
Ronal the Barbarian Comments
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Narrator: [Opening scene with the people in slavery by the demons with the Demon Zaal ruling over them] In the beginning there was only darkness. And out of that darkness was born the Demon Zaal, ruler of the sa kiddies and oppressor of humankind.
Narrator: But from out of the shadows came Kron. Warrior above all warriors, and bearer of the gods saw.
[Then the hero warrior shows up on the mountaintop, he jumps from the mountain and lands on the ground and frees the human slaves]
Narrator: He freed humankind and led them to victory.
[Then the demons charged after Kron but he slices them with a sword and punches a hole in the demons stomach doing a hand pose. He then runs up against a giant demon and stabs him on the head and the demon explodes. But Kron got impaled in the chest and blood came gushing out of his chest]
Narrator: But victory was barely won, suffering a mortal wound to his heart. Kron bled for seven days and seven nights, and a hundred warriors drank of his spilled blood and bared his strength.
[Then the warriors developed mass muscles the men with muscular biceps, the woman with bigger breasts, but Ronal took one drop of blood and developed a bigger crotch spot]
Narrator: Kron looked down on them and what he saw was good, and with that he died. Thus were born the barbarians, the mighty sons of Kron.
[Then the movie title Ronal the Barbarian shows on screen and the movie begins]
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The Oracle: Alright that's it I'm done shitting. Now get to wiping.
