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Braxton 2023-09-05 09:15:38
first drop of...
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Adolf 2023-07-20 02:35:37
The plot is old-fashioned, and the breakthrough is a large number of pornographic dialogues and body...
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Reagan 2023-06-26 06:04:07
Speechless about the sprite...
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Malvina 2023-06-25 23:22:19
How to tell the same story to make it more...
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Douglas 2023-06-07 07:02:07
Why can't Dandan be invisible! !...
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Gabe 2023-06-06 13:39:40
CG is too bad,...
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Cathrine 2023-06-04 02:01:10
Such an animated film with a lot of adult-oriented laughter makes me feel a little unsuitable for children. In addition, I have watched a lot of Hollywood animation movies, and I feel that the three-dimensional animation technology of this film is just...
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Johnnie 2023-04-12 01:24:18
SM violence base love T-pants, big breasts, heavy taste and lewd cartoons, the ending song of love is too...
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Nina 2023-04-06 18:11:13
Lord of the Rings + How to Train Your...
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Gretchen 2023-03-31 19:04:33
The character design is too thunderous... Sure enough, it has been exported to Northern Europe since ancient times... Only the skeleton at the end of the film is...
Ronal the Barbarian Comments
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Narrator: [Opening scene with the people in slavery by the demons with the Demon Zaal ruling over them] In the beginning there was only darkness. And out of that darkness was born the Demon Zaal, ruler of the sa kiddies and oppressor of humankind.
Narrator: But from out of the shadows came Kron. Warrior above all warriors, and bearer of the gods saw.
[Then the hero warrior shows up on the mountaintop, he jumps from the mountain and lands on the ground and frees the human slaves]
Narrator: He freed humankind and led them to victory.
[Then the demons charged after Kron but he slices them with a sword and punches a hole in the demons stomach doing a hand pose. He then runs up against a giant demon and stabs him on the head and the demon explodes. But Kron got impaled in the chest and blood came gushing out of his chest]
Narrator: But victory was barely won, suffering a mortal wound to his heart. Kron bled for seven days and seven nights, and a hundred warriors drank of his spilled blood and bared his strength.
[Then the warriors developed mass muscles the men with muscular biceps, the woman with bigger breasts, but Ronal took one drop of blood and developed a bigger crotch spot]
Narrator: Kron looked down on them and what he saw was good, and with that he died. Thus were born the barbarians, the mighty sons of Kron.
[Then the movie title Ronal the Barbarian shows on screen and the movie begins]
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The Oracle: Alright that's it I'm done shitting. Now get to wiping.
