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Ericka 2022-03-26 09:01:09
Congrats to Depp for finally winning the bad movie king and the box office poison double champion! Deserved! In recent years, one of the works has been bad! The box office is worse than one! It can be said to be so rotten that it has no bottom line, and it is so disgusting that it has no friends!...
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Isaiah 2022-03-26 09:01:09
I only lasted 10 minutes for a brain-damaged fan... Cheeky give five stars? Take care of his changed my mind, come on,...
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Mortimer 2022-03-26 09:01:09
A collection of unpleasant high-cold shit and piss jokes, as a neuro-comedy, it's not that bad, but the highlights are concentrated on the bad fun jokes, the main line is flat and procrastination, and the sense of rhythm is slightly unbalanced....
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Dillon 2022-03-26 09:01:09
From the tone of speech to the performance is really...
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Brett 2022-03-26 09:01:09
Has Depp started comedy since Dark Shadows? For my...
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Maia 2022-03-26 09:01:09
Well, is this an homage to what comedy work and style? The whole film is full of snoring, plus the funny British guy is always...
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Earl 2022-03-26 09:01:09
I can't understand this kind of film, I'm really worried about my IQ. The subtitles are blurry, so I can't understand the humor in them. No matter how expensive a painting is, for some people, it is just a decoration in the...
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Mariano 2022-03-26 09:01:09
Did Mr. Depp go further and further down the road of bad movies? No one can deny his personal charisma and expressive acting skills, and even a bunch of female brainless fans love to lick the screen. It's just that it's always so cute and hypocritical, the audience has almost no confidence to watch it any...
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Deja 2022-03-25 09:01:13
The laugh is cute, but it's super...
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Katrine 2022-03-25 09:01:13
Johnny Depp's appearance and state have collapsed...
Mortdecai Comments
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Iliana 2022-01-06 08:01:07
Slightly cute but super stuffy
"The Noble Thief", I don't know when Depp's drama started to decline, and there was no highlight in the film. But in this movie, sticking a beard on him makes him as entertaining as possible. In addition, Jock played by Paul Bettany is simply the brightest and most exciting character in the film,...
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Jaylon 2022-01-06 08:01:07
I really don't understand it!
To be honest, this movie is really determined to watch it, because I fell asleep twice before watching it. The reason is that the opening scene to the theme is too unorganized and unattractive.
The image of this protagonist does not see the aristocratic temperament, nor does it have a sense of...
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Mortdecai: Oh, my darling, I tried desperately to be unfaithful to you, I really did. But I just couldn't do it.
Johanna: It's a terrible moment when you find yourself falling in love with your own spouse, isn't it?
Mortdecai: Now that is the look that softens every bone in my body, except one.
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Mortdecai: [arrives at hotel] Jock. Dear, sweet, sperm-heavy Jock. Behold this America, this new colossus, this fair land of the free!
[sees bikini-clad girls in the lobby]
Mortdecai: What kind of hell-place is this? I feel as though we've made a wrong turn and arrived on the set of a pornographic film.
[asks hotel clerk]
Mortdecai: Have we taken a wrong turn and arrived on the set of a pornographic film?
Hotel Clerk: Checking in?
Mortdecai: I am Mortdecai, Lord of Silverdale. I should like to request a bucket of ice, "Do Not Disturb" sign, and a bulldozer.
Hotel Clerk: Checking in?
Jock: Yeah, we're checking in.
Mortdecai: I suspect I may need to redecorate.
Hotel Clerk: Room 326, overlooks the pool.
[hands over a room card]
Mortdecai: So all I must do is show up, and I'm presented with a credit card. No wonder your country's in financial ruin.
Hotel Clerk: Do you need help with your bags?
Mortdecai: No, I do not need help with my bags. I have a fucking manservant. Strange country.
