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Aida 2022-04-22 07:01:40
ugly. Ivan is beautiful. Depp may be short of money...
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Annie 2022-04-22 07:01:40
It's 2015, and I'm still making comedy based on the 80s...
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Astrid 2022-04-22 07:01:40
This is the fault of not being able to give a high score. Even if I was laughing and laughing, the actors saved this rotten book, Uncle Depp, the slut who ran up, the pussy's way of running up and down, and the iron-clad Jokey, the powerful Gwenyth Pathrow . Brother...
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Erich 2022-04-22 07:01:40
Quite disappointed, the plot is not good at...
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Madisyn 2022-04-21 09:02:50
This week's new release is the only one left. As Uncle Depp's film, it is inevitably harsh. The role is Captain Jack who travels to the modern age without a major breakthrough. The plot is too weak, mostly supported by British...
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Anais 2022-04-21 09:02:50
Lao...
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Alexandro 2022-04-21 09:02:50
Huayi invested in...
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Kari 2022-04-21 09:02:50
Depp Xiansen successfully interprets how a pug finds treasure with the help of the hostess... Let him play Sun...
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Laurie 2022-04-21 09:02:50
PURE RUBBISH, ruined so many...
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Tanya 2022-04-21 09:02:50
Trying to go the way of the classic crime comedy, I ended up making myself obsolete, and maybe I could have done it twenty years...
Mortdecai Comments
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Taurean 2022-01-06 08:01:07
Captain, you are naughty again
A famous painting that hides a huge wealth is missing. An art dealer was ordered to investigate it, hoping to relieve his financial deficit caused by profligacy. Along the way, he was chased by Russian big men, international terrorists and underworld. Du, this is not a new story, but the core...
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Edmond 2022-01-06 08:01:07
Bad film = a "all in one" monster
Seeing the so-called English gentleman pretending to be crazy and stupid, I remembered "Mr. Bean".
Seeing him taking that servant (Jock) to challenge the Russian black boss, I remembered "Don Quixote".
Seeing them driving a three-wheeled motorcycle trying to get rid of the car's chase, I remembered...
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Mortdecai: Oh, my darling, I tried desperately to be unfaithful to you, I really did. But I just couldn't do it.
Johanna: It's a terrible moment when you find yourself falling in love with your own spouse, isn't it?
Mortdecai: Now that is the look that softens every bone in my body, except one.
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Mortdecai: [arrives at hotel] Jock. Dear, sweet, sperm-heavy Jock. Behold this America, this new colossus, this fair land of the free!
[sees bikini-clad girls in the lobby]
Mortdecai: What kind of hell-place is this? I feel as though we've made a wrong turn and arrived on the set of a pornographic film.
[asks hotel clerk]
Mortdecai: Have we taken a wrong turn and arrived on the set of a pornographic film?
Hotel Clerk: Checking in?
Mortdecai: I am Mortdecai, Lord of Silverdale. I should like to request a bucket of ice, "Do Not Disturb" sign, and a bulldozer.
Hotel Clerk: Checking in?
Jock: Yeah, we're checking in.
Mortdecai: I suspect I may need to redecorate.
Hotel Clerk: Room 326, overlooks the pool.
[hands over a room card]
Mortdecai: So all I must do is show up, and I'm presented with a credit card. No wonder your country's in financial ruin.
Hotel Clerk: Do you need help with your bags?
Mortdecai: No, I do not need help with my bags. I have a fucking manservant. Strange country.
