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Allen 2022-01-06 08:01:07
Swollen so bad! Finally, in the bathtub, the audience is forced to vomit...
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Kale 2022-01-06 08:01:07
Everything else is fine, but the whole scene will be driven crazy by Johnny Depp’s crappy British aristocratic...
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Sigrid 2022-01-06 08:01:07
Retro-style humor, I finally finished reading without falling asleep. Depp's accent is really difficult to...
Mortdecai Comments
Extended Reading
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Martland: The fact that you're as drunk as a fiddler's bitch in no way obviates the fact that you very nearly caused an international incident. A man your age has no excuse for looking or behaving like a fugitive from a home for alcoholic music hall artistes.
Mortdecai: I will have you know that I am not an alcoholic. I am a drunk, and there is a vast difference.
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Maurice: [to Martland] Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
