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Lia 2022-11-08 21:41:19
The cast of the two big smoking guns basically came. Prison + football, this theme is 100% lethal to...
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Julien 2022-10-19 20:08:10
In general, the feeling of British instant noodles. ....
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Duncan 2022-10-11 16:04:16
3.5 points we wanna nasty football...
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Kimberly 2022-10-01 20:59:09
Prisoners team MEAN MACHINEVS prison guard team, the prison is black and black, violence, gambling is not at all involved, the prisoners play the warden... But this football game has too much humor, the prison guards and the prisoners explain together. All kinds of fierce fights and small tricks on the game, match-fixing and bribery. The protagonist who once betrayed the national team is choosing between false and true again. Statham played Kung Fu football as a monk goalkeeper. Stadium boss...
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Hollie 2022-10-01 19:58:47
It’s a pity that the football hooligans’ self-cultivation has not reproduced Uncle Jones’s cock-catching tactics. The cutest thing is that the two commentators are on the side. Bob comes to Bob. It may be the peak of Jason Flemyng’s...
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Misty 2022-10-01 18:33:03
How did this movie become black and humorous because of the actors who used two big smokers? After reading this, I realized that the longest code is a direct remake of...
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Josie 2022-10-01 18:16:32
Translated from Taiwan: What kind of mentally retarded movie titles did the ghost...
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Yasmin 2022-10-01 09:14:10
The football version of "The Longest...
Mean Machine Comments
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[after Billy volunteers for the demonstration, Chiv begins lecturing on dirty tricks in football]
Chiv: Numero uno: the accidental treading the toe. It's an obvious one, but it works.
[Monk stamps on Billy's foot]
Billy the Limpet: AH! Fuck...
Chiv: Numero... two. Right, Billy, run towards the Monk.
Billy the Limpet: What, now, eh?
Chiv: Off you go, half-pace.
[Billy trots toward Monk, who throws up an elbow that spears him in the face]
Chiv: The cunningly-titled "elbow in the face." Very, very effective, but you do tend to get sent off, so if you're gonna use it, make sure the ref's not looking. Number Four...
Billy the Limpet: Hold up, hold up! What happened to Number Three?
[Monk kicks him in the crotch]
Chiv: Number Four: when you're helping him up, grab the hairs under his armpits and twist 'em round.
[Billy yelps in pain]
Chiv: It hurts like a bastard, doesn't it?
Billy the Limpet: Yeah!
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Danny Meehan: Oh right lads, you wanna be nothing, prisoners... numbers... that's fine. But you win out there today and you'll have something to remember forever, talk about it over and over, because up and down the country there are cons that are pig sick of not being here in your shoes... just to have one crack at those bastards next door!
Danny Meehan: Run your guts out, and you'll have somethin' in 'ere
[points towards heart]
Danny Meehan: they can never touch, guards and nutcase governors... NOW... ask yourselves one question... ARE YOU READY?
[Team replies light-heartedly]
Danny Meehan: ...YEAH! ARE WE?
[Team replies Whole heartedly]
Danny Meehan: ...YEAH! THEN COME ON!
