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Winston 2023-01-02 14:08:41
The ball is kicking like...
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Brain 2022-12-24 19:53:48
In foreign countries, drunk driving is dangerous and sentenced to three or four years in prison. "Wait until you are drunk before fucking you". Prison football team. The ball game is shady. The prisoner died and was buried directly on the prison playground. Defeat the...
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Vanessa 2022-12-19 23:05:26
I will say why I always feel that I have seen this plot, and the longest yard in the relevant recommendation makes me realize. Even if the plots are similar, the British localization is still very good, and a bunch of familiar faces are also very good. Jason Statham's muscular appearance is so handsome, but unfortunately there are too few lines! The final ending is also very second. The black boss of the prison has a Shawshank flavor, and the choice of the prison guard boss can also be said to...
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Cyrus 2022-12-18 03:22:48
Hahahaha, it’s so good, it turned out to be produced by Gary, the music is too strong, it’s too...
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Myrtle 2022-12-17 10:17:03
So british, football hooligans, dark humor, a real London hooligan accent, and a few crazy supporting characters, so...
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Jarrod 2022-12-09 18:27:07
The longest one yard of the original, let's say...
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Natalia 2022-12-09 17:24:10
It was a little funny when we played the football game, but the rest of the game was just so-so, it ran towards Jason, and the subtitles were so hard to...
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Jordan 2022-12-08 09:18:06
A person who is not interested in football actually watches with...
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Quincy 2022-11-10 14:43:26
A former national team player who played match-fixing and then went to jail to train a football match between prison inmates and prison guards. It looks so...
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Henderson 2022-11-10 03:00:24
Guo Da's goalkeeper made me laugh to...
Mean Machine Comments
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[after Billy volunteers for the demonstration, Chiv begins lecturing on dirty tricks in football]
Chiv: Numero uno: the accidental treading the toe. It's an obvious one, but it works.
[Monk stamps on Billy's foot]
Billy the Limpet: AH! Fuck...
Chiv: Numero... two. Right, Billy, run towards the Monk.
Billy the Limpet: What, now, eh?
Chiv: Off you go, half-pace.
[Billy trots toward Monk, who throws up an elbow that spears him in the face]
Chiv: The cunningly-titled "elbow in the face." Very, very effective, but you do tend to get sent off, so if you're gonna use it, make sure the ref's not looking. Number Four...
Billy the Limpet: Hold up, hold up! What happened to Number Three?
[Monk kicks him in the crotch]
Chiv: Number Four: when you're helping him up, grab the hairs under his armpits and twist 'em round.
[Billy yelps in pain]
Chiv: It hurts like a bastard, doesn't it?
Billy the Limpet: Yeah!
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Danny Meehan: Oh right lads, you wanna be nothing, prisoners... numbers... that's fine. But you win out there today and you'll have something to remember forever, talk about it over and over, because up and down the country there are cons that are pig sick of not being here in your shoes... just to have one crack at those bastards next door!
Danny Meehan: Run your guts out, and you'll have somethin' in 'ere
[points towards heart]
Danny Meehan: they can never touch, guards and nutcase governors... NOW... ask yourselves one question... ARE YOU READY?
[Team replies light-heartedly]
Danny Meehan: ...YEAH! ARE WE?
[Team replies Whole heartedly]
Danny Meehan: ...YEAH! THEN COME ON!
