Mean Machine Comments

  • Angelo 2023-02-20 08:39:01

    The subject matter is limited, the play is not smooth, and it is slightly...

  • Makayla 2023-02-17 05:48:37

    It's very ruffian and it's very funny for Xiaonan to watch...

  • Ulices 2023-02-09 02:15:37

    Generally speaking, sports are always the easiest way to break through the boundaries, but this one is a bit...

  • Austin 2023-02-07 01:11:14

    I found that the leading and supporting roles were very familiar, and when I flipped through the list, I saw Guy Ritchie and Matthew Vaughn by...

  • Verdie 2023-01-21 20:30:16

    Why is Jason so funny, no more than ten lines, and all the jokes 233. This film is a mindless cliché prison light comedy. Although it sucks, listening to cockney is a...

  • Vallie 2023-01-15 20:27:49

    It's quite a good-looking ww. I'll be very happy to watch it, but the progress in the first half is a little slow. Mixed game of football hooliganism and fair play. Again, Jason Statham died laughing at...

  • Rosalind 2023-01-13 19:04:39

    Two Smoking Guns My favorite black humour and football! It's a pity that Uncle Sen is just a soy sauce...

  • Jarret 2023-01-13 11:47:02

    The original version is good, and the characters and actors are better. British humor and American humor are really very...

  • Lexie 2023-01-12 02:15:52

    Another goalkeeper who loves to dribble....

  • Ali 2023-01-07 04:40:18

    It's quite satisfactory, there is nothing too exciting, the ball game is the climax of the whole film, and there are twists and turns, full of ruffian taste, to promote the British football...

Extended Reading

Mean Machine quotes

  • [after Billy volunteers for the demonstration, Chiv begins lecturing on dirty tricks in football]

    Chiv: Numero uno: the accidental treading the toe. It's an obvious one, but it works.

    [Monk stamps on Billy's foot]

    Billy the Limpet: AH! Fuck...

    Chiv: Numero... two. Right, Billy, run towards the Monk.

    Billy the Limpet: What, now, eh?

    Chiv: Off you go, half-pace.

    [Billy trots toward Monk, who throws up an elbow that spears him in the face]

    Chiv: The cunningly-titled "elbow in the face." Very, very effective, but you do tend to get sent off, so if you're gonna use it, make sure the ref's not looking. Number Four...

    Billy the Limpet: Hold up, hold up! What happened to Number Three?

    [Monk kicks him in the crotch]

    Chiv: Number Four: when you're helping him up, grab the hairs under his armpits and twist 'em round.

    [Billy yelps in pain]

    Chiv: It hurts like a bastard, doesn't it?

    Billy the Limpet: Yeah!

  • Danny Meehan: Oh right lads, you wanna be nothing, prisoners... numbers... that's fine. But you win out there today and you'll have something to remember forever, talk about it over and over, because up and down the country there are cons that are pig sick of not being here in your shoes... just to have one crack at those bastards next door!

    Danny Meehan: Run your guts out, and you'll have somethin' in 'ere

    [points towards heart]

    Danny Meehan: they can never touch, guards and nutcase governors... NOW... ask yourselves one question... ARE YOU READY?

    [Team replies light-heartedly]

    Danny Meehan: ...YEAH! ARE WE?

    [Team replies Whole heartedly]

    Danny Meehan: ...YEAH! THEN COME ON!

Mean Machine

Director: Barry Skolnick

Language: English Release date: December 26, 2001