Mean Machine Comments

  • Raleigh 2023-04-26 04:44:56

    It's better to beat people when you're drunk. It's okay to come in like...

  • Eliezer 2023-04-14 03:08:48

    The protagonist was originally a football player, and he was with Jason Statham in the big smoking gun, and later made this old movie. The black and white confrontation in the closed prison, people have two sides, a group of neurotic finally not afraid of power, catch up with a few. Years of freedom, gangsters and opponents also talked about love and friendship. Guo Daren doesn't talk much, so he probably won't make diving movies, but Megalodon has a lot of scenes in the...

  • Morgan 2023-04-11 22:50:51

    As a pseudo-football fan, I still feel that this subject requires the brutal physical confrontation and game rhythm of football to make it look better. ....

  • Lamont 2023-04-06 15:26:52

    Ever since I knew Vinnie Jones was a professional football player, I've been looking forward to his participation in a film about football, and I finally had the honor to see it today, it's great~~ A farce-like game, no inspirational, no clichés Conflicts, no deliberate benchmarks, some are just acquaintances in a big ticket, and the endless passion of the British ~ This is the football movie I want to...

  • Macie 2023-04-04 04:09:41

    No matter how old-fashioned, I still like to watch gangster movies starting with F! Vinnie Jones' smirk is too...

  • Friedrich 2023-04-01 20:02:40

    You may watch the cut version, and it always feels that the editing is...

  • Reginald 2023-03-19 08:49:29

    The twists and turns during the game were too Coke. ps, about 1 hour, 13 minutes, and a half, the two commented on the fight. At that point, I heard the Chinese "why are you?" in a few seconds, I said it again, Mrs. Ha! Vinnie Jones has played for Wimbledon, Leeds United, Sheffield United,...

  • Joelle 2023-03-11 09:16:51

    Laughed to death by Jason Statham...

  • Kareem 2023-03-10 08:35:31

    It's a spoof comedy; it's just that Vinnie Jones' character behavior lacks a little psychological motivation, and the story develops along the general routine; Jason is too interesting as a goalkeeper, and from the audiovisual level, it is also quite characteristic, using pictures to introduce the character; " In "The Richest Man in Tomatoes", Wang Duoyu's goalkeeper does not keep the goal. I don't know if he has borrowed this...

  • Jess 2023-03-09 00:20:38

    i like it~~~~a very funny...

Extended Reading

Mean Machine quotes

  • [after Billy volunteers for the demonstration, Chiv begins lecturing on dirty tricks in football]

    Chiv: Numero uno: the accidental treading the toe. It's an obvious one, but it works.

    [Monk stamps on Billy's foot]

    Billy the Limpet: AH! Fuck...

    Chiv: Numero... two. Right, Billy, run towards the Monk.

    Billy the Limpet: What, now, eh?

    Chiv: Off you go, half-pace.

    [Billy trots toward Monk, who throws up an elbow that spears him in the face]

    Chiv: The cunningly-titled "elbow in the face." Very, very effective, but you do tend to get sent off, so if you're gonna use it, make sure the ref's not looking. Number Four...

    Billy the Limpet: Hold up, hold up! What happened to Number Three?

    [Monk kicks him in the crotch]

    Chiv: Number Four: when you're helping him up, grab the hairs under his armpits and twist 'em round.

    [Billy yelps in pain]

    Chiv: It hurts like a bastard, doesn't it?

    Billy the Limpet: Yeah!

  • Danny Meehan: Oh right lads, you wanna be nothing, prisoners... numbers... that's fine. But you win out there today and you'll have something to remember forever, talk about it over and over, because up and down the country there are cons that are pig sick of not being here in your shoes... just to have one crack at those bastards next door!

    Danny Meehan: Run your guts out, and you'll have somethin' in 'ere

    [points towards heart]

    Danny Meehan: they can never touch, guards and nutcase governors... NOW... ask yourselves one question... ARE YOU READY?

    [Team replies light-heartedly]

    Danny Meehan: ...YEAH! ARE WE?

    [Team replies Whole heartedly]

    Danny Meehan: ...YEAH! THEN COME ON!

Mean Machine

Director: Barry Skolnick

Language: English Release date: December 26, 2001