Mean Machine Comments

  • Troy 2023-07-16 11:26:38

    See you again Pooh Jones! !...

  • Bettye 2023-07-13 05:11:54

    The shots of the game are very realistic, and the actors are very...

  • Johanna 2023-07-09 00:24:32

    Pooh Jones really is proficient in all kinds of black tricks in English...

  • Providenci 2023-06-20 22:09:30

    Any country on this planet can make football-themed movies, except for their own country~ good movies are watched by very few people. The leading actors in this movie, Vinnie Jones and Jason Statham, have both participated in "Two Shots of Smoke" Gun", is this a good...

  • Zachariah 2023-06-16 05:40:15

    Very general the longest one yard, Pooh is still much better as a...

  • Nat 2023-06-08 21:31:04

    The more I looked, the more relieved I became, making the warden mad,...

  • Chadrick 2023-05-29 16:22:52

    Perfect score! Football is so hot! And Vinnie Jones has good eyes! Jason Statham is really funny when he makes up his...

  • Annabelle 2023-05-27 00:57:59

    Go go go danny boy! Funniest football commentary ever! The best goalkeeper! The most manly coach and main...

  • Janice 2023-05-21 21:11:00

    This is the first time I have experienced a British humorous movie. The movie is a typical actor with more charm than the plot. In fact, the script of the movie is very general and nothing new, but the excellent cooperation and performance of the actors brings a new feeling to the movie. The film also shows the British love and tradition of football through the game. People have to feel that football is the world's first ball game after all? The music in the film is very good, and Jason...

  • Madonna 2023-05-06 17:48:09

    An exquisite box, unpacked, there is a unique jar inside, there is a silk package inside the jar, there is a multicolored paper bag when the package is opened, the inside of the paper bag is a wooden box, and the wooden box is opened is an oil paper bag, and the oil paper bag is special What a mess of shit. It's just the feeling of watching this...

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Mean Machine quotes

  • [after Ketch quite deliberately trods on Ratchett's knee]

    Danny Meehan: Right, Ketch, just be subtle.

    Ketch: Which one's he, then?

  • [Danny drives a free kick straight into Ratchett's crotch]

    Bob Likely: Ooh! Right in Ratchett's crown jewels.

    Bob Carter: It's going to take more than Magic Sponge to take the sting out of that, Bob!

    Ratchett: [bowing over slowly] Fuck... me!