Mean Machine Comments

  • Katlyn 2023-09-30 03:07:03

    The worst team can also win the championship, and the straggler can also win the game. Counterattack is the crystallization of courage and...

  • Lysanne 2023-09-21 17:01:31

    That part of Statham amused me hahahahahaha, and the music is so...

  • Destini 2023-09-09 16:39:27

    Mature routine, British-style cold humor, many supporting characters with distinct characteristics, it would be better if the villain was stronger, and the prison guard's anti-water at the end is a little sportsman... Vinnie Jones is a true performance,...

  • Elouise 2023-09-09 06:56:41

    Jason Statham was trying to make me laugh. Well, I'm dead....

  • Shana 2023-09-06 18:18:57

    If Pooh Jones is still playing in the Premier League, where is the turn to get DC dance knives and...

  • Ora 2023-08-16 19:57:03

    This game is too nonsense, why are they so free in prison, where they want to...

  • Chloe 2023-08-10 12:52:51

    It's too funny, the original team of two big smoking guns, Guo Da is super...

  • Bailee 2023-08-07 15:36:42

    The international is so handsome (fan girl star eyes). The subject is...

  • Vita 2023-07-30 00:21:33

    3 stars, pretty funny....

  • Kellen 2023-07-27 16:48:36

    Haha, funny, first time touching a prison football movie. I'm glad they're all actors in two big smoking guns. The warden's eyebrows are funny lol. I feel that this plot is a bit like Argentina and Germany in the 1986 World Cup. People are really national football...

Extended Reading

Mean Machine quotes

  • [Danny drives a second free kick into Ratchett's crotch]

    Bob Likely: Ooh! Right in his Carentan onions.

    Bob Carter: No nooky for Mr. Ratchett.

    Bob Likely: No nooky for Mrs. Ratchett neither.

  • [as the team starts to rise]

    Danny Meehan: Hold up for Mr. Sykes.

    [they resume their seats]

    Sykes: Doc... was a different generation. And he saved all his life. And before he died, he had me sort out these.

    [He places a box on the floor, tears it open, and lifts out a black "Mean Machine" uniform jersey. The team cheers]

    Sykes: COME AND GET 'EM!

Mean Machine

Director: Barry Skolnick

Language: English Release date: December 26, 2001