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Gage 2022-04-20 09:02:03
WTF! For 30 minutes of nonsense, it's okay, I laughed a few times. If Chen Kaige filmed this, it is estimated that Wuyang and Wuyang would have scored one star. oh ho ho...
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Herminia 2022-04-20 09:02:03
Nostalgic and exaggerated mix and match...
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Bailee 2022-03-27 09:01:12
It's confusing but it's so cool to...
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Polly 2022-03-27 09:01:12
The idea is very good, almost copied all the movies of the...
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Sigurd 2022-03-27 09:01:12
I think no matter how low a movie is, it should be different from circus...
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Leonel 2022-03-26 09:01:09
Hahaha the funniest Hitler...
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Melyssa 2022-03-26 09:01:09
The details are...
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Robyn 2022-03-26 09:01:09
I've been brushing this today, and I'm here to catch up on the fun. The soundtrack is a big plus, and it's a brain-opening neuropathy...
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Sherman 2022-03-26 09:01:09
The retro style of the 80s is too cool, the brain hole is too late to make up, I really can't complain, and I play infinite loops! Is Gu Meimen + Shen Yulin the cos of the great head of...
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Lelia 2022-03-26 09:01:09
So sick! Ass kicking...
Kung Fury Comments
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Melyna 2021-12-27 08:01:26
A brief review of the short film "The Fury of Gong"
The unique and stunning brain-hole plot collided with the mainstream consciousness of precision and mass psychology and friction created a series of dazzling passionate fireworks. The ability to automatically headshot the sky by raising the middle finger, and the large-scale split after the abuse....
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Presley 2021-12-27 08:01:26
Who dictates how a movie must be made?
police a 80's
will through time and space led violence milk Nordic female warrior, Thor, Triceratops police, hackers person
riding a T-Rex to defeat the evil kung fu master Hitler
not to suspect that this really is a movie
of this movie will severely challenge your logic viewing
[attack] -Kung...
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Chief: I don't want to hear it, Kung Fury! I just got back from City Hall. Fifty million dollars worth of damages, and I've got the Mayor up my ass like a fag on Viagra. How am I gonna explain this to the press? You just destroyed an entire city block for Christ's sake!
Kung Fury: Did you tell me to block it out?
Chief: I told you to do it by the book.
Kung Fury: Cut the bullshit. No one else in this department could've stopped that arcade machine and you know it.
Chief: Oh, man. Listen to me, Kung Fury. You need to start following the rules like the rest of us, so I'm assigning you a new partner.
Kung Fury: What? Hell no, I work alone.
Chief: Not anymore, you don't. Say hi to your new partner: Triceracop.
Triceracop: Very nice meeting you, Kung Fury.
[Triceracop offers a handshake]
Triceracop: Looking forward to working with you.
[Kung Fury begins to remember the death of his former partner Dragon, then faces the Chief]
Kung Fury: I work alone.
Chief: Either you team up with Triceracop, or you're off the case.
Kung Fury: I'm not off the case.
[Pulls badge off jacket and slams it on the desk]
Kung Fury: I quit!
[Kung Fury walks out of the office]
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Hoff 9000: [From the music video: True Survivor]
[after the thugs in the beginning of the video kick the cop car and unload machine-gun rounds into it, Hasselhoff jumps out, log rolls on the car in mid air and ventilates the thugs, landing in splits on the street]
Hoff 9000: "Permit denied."
