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Gage 2022-04-20 09:02:03
WTF! For 30 minutes of nonsense, it's okay, I laughed a few times. If Chen Kaige filmed this, it is estimated that Wuyang and Wuyang would have scored one star. oh ho ho...
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Herminia 2022-04-20 09:02:03
Nostalgic and exaggerated mix and match...
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Bailee 2022-03-27 09:01:12
It's confusing but it's so cool to...
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Polly 2022-03-27 09:01:12
The idea is very good, almost copied all the movies of the...
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Sigurd 2022-03-27 09:01:12
I think no matter how low a movie is, it should be different from circus...
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Leonel 2022-03-26 09:01:09
Hahaha the funniest Hitler...
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Melyssa 2022-03-26 09:01:09
The details are...
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Robyn 2022-03-26 09:01:09
I've been brushing this today, and I'm here to catch up on the fun. The soundtrack is a big plus, and it's a brain-opening neuropathy...
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Sherman 2022-03-26 09:01:09
The retro style of the 80s is too cool, the brain hole is too late to make up, I really can't complain, and I play infinite loops! Is Gu Meimen + Shen Yulin the cos of the great head of...
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Lelia 2022-03-26 09:01:09
So sick! Ass kicking...
Kung Fury Comments
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[In an animated dream sequence, Kung Fury finds himself in an exotic kingdom. He is then approached by a giant cobra on a hovering machine]
Kung Fury: Who the hell are you?
Cobra: My name is Cobra. I have been expecting you, Kung Fury. I'm your spirit animal.
Kung Fury: What the hell is this place?
Cobra: This is Heaven. I'm afraid you're dead.
Kung Fury: What? But it looks so real.
Cobra: Yeah... No, it's totally real.
Kung Fury: [Pulls out his badge] Mr. Cobra, I'm a police officer. I need you to send me back to Earth. Pronto.
Cobra: I'm sorry. I can't help you with that. You see, you're dead.
Kung Fury: You're under arrest!
Cobra: What?
Kung Fury: For obstruction of justice! You're breaking the law!
[Kung Fury powers up and charges toward Cobra to give him a flying kick]
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Kung Fury: Open the doors, Hoff.
Hoff 9000: I'm sorry, Fury. I can't let you do that.
Kung Fury: Open the doors, Hoff!
Hoff 9000: I'm sorry. I can't let you open the doors, Kung Fury.
Kung Fury: Goddammit, open the doors!
Hoff 9000: I'm sorry. I can't...
Kung Fury: Open the doors!
Hoff 9000: Did anyone tell you... not to hassle the Hoff 9000?
Kung Fury: Oh, Hoff 9000. Son of a bitch.
