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Christiana 2022-04-21 09:02:50
Hao Lao Hao want to burst the sauce [duration/s/1pJspt8Z code...
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Sherwood 2022-04-21 09:02:50
Supplement mark. The brain hole of kung fu...
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Drew 2022-04-20 09:02:03
Full of tribute, full marks for re-engraving in the...
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Evangeline 2022-04-20 09:02:03
Evaluation of our friends: The director is a very decent guy, but unfortunately he is mentally...
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Roselyn 2022-04-20 09:02:03
The short film made by crowdfunding 630,000 US dollars is really surprising and very beautiful. ...All the elements are liked by everyone, not only various retro feelings, but also many new things. I look forward to the second part of the French Shark and the governor joining, and I hope it will come out in...
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Cassandre 2022-04-20 09:02:03
The feature film is not as good-looking as the trailer, and it is full of emotional energy. With such a poor completion, I still want to make a sequel. Even if there is an occasional inspiration, it is overshadowed by a lot of boredom. The director is not a hammer...
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Kody 2022-04-20 09:02:03
Hahaha, a strong retro neuropathy, a sense of...
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Theron 2022-04-20 09:02:03
Hahaha, burst burst! A good gift for 61st, a love letter to FC and arcade. The head of state's English is so...
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Raleigh 2022-04-20 09:02:03
I know why I hate...
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Moriah 2022-04-20 09:02:03
Has been successfully brainwashed by 80'S synth pop...
Kung Fury Comments
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Bailee 2021-12-27 08:01:26
The collective carnival of the post-80s
In this god-level short film born under the crowdfunding mode, Swedish director David Sandberg used the 600,000 dollars raised to collect the most familiar and favorite kung fu, police and robbers, dinosaurs, monsters, etc. Arcades, beauties, games, music, muscles, time travel, sports cars, fights,...
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Milo 2021-12-27 08:01:26
The Carnival of the Post-70s
"Kung Fu", independent filmmaker David Sandberg raised $630,000 on the Internet for a "blockbuster" written, directed and acted by himself.
I saw Bruce Lee, Stephen Chow, Schwarzenegger, and Shang Yundun in the past; I also saw the former games of Street Fighter, Contra, and Double Dragon; I also...
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Chief: I don't want to hear it, Kung Fury! I just got back from City Hall. Fifty million dollars worth of damages, and I've got the Mayor up my ass like a fag on Viagra. How am I gonna explain this to the press? You just destroyed an entire city block for Christ's sake!
Kung Fury: Did you tell me to block it out?
Chief: I told you to do it by the book.
Kung Fury: Cut the bullshit. No one else in this department could've stopped that arcade machine and you know it.
Chief: Oh, man. Listen to me, Kung Fury. You need to start following the rules like the rest of us, so I'm assigning you a new partner.
Kung Fury: What? Hell no, I work alone.
Chief: Not anymore, you don't. Say hi to your new partner: Triceracop.
Triceracop: Very nice meeting you, Kung Fury.
[Triceracop offers a handshake]
Triceracop: Looking forward to working with you.
[Kung Fury begins to remember the death of his former partner Dragon, then faces the Chief]
Kung Fury: I work alone.
Chief: Either you team up with Triceracop, or you're off the case.
Kung Fury: I'm not off the case.
[Pulls badge off jacket and slams it on the desk]
Kung Fury: I quit!
[Kung Fury walks out of the office]
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Hoff 9000: [From the music video: True Survivor]
[after the thugs in the beginning of the video kick the cop car and unload machine-gun rounds into it, Hasselhoff jumps out, log rolls on the car in mid air and ventilates the thugs, landing in splits on the street]
Hoff 9000: "Permit denied."
