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Melany 2021-12-27 08:01:26
The second half of the last century was really the essence of your life like a ball monkey, technology exploded! Dual card recorder, television, live show. The hair is fluffy, the arms are round, the thighs are round, and the eyes are full of stars. The world of curve is bursting! The aesthetic reached its peak....
Kung Fury Comments
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Ettie 2021-12-27 08:01:26
Oh shit! I want to go back to the 80s! ! ! ! !
I was dumbfounded after watching this short film, the annual short film of fanaticism. Why does this director have such a big brain? The film is full of stuff labeled 80s: arcade games, kung fu, dinosaurs, awesome electronic music rock music, robots, Viking pirates, how to train the dragon female...
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Melyna 2021-12-27 08:01:26
A brief review of the short film "The Fury of Gong"
The unique and stunning brain-hole plot collided with the mainstream consciousness of precision and mass psychology and friction created a series of dazzling passionate fireworks. The ability to automatically headshot the sky by raising the middle finger, and the large-scale split after the abuse....
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Chief: I don't want to hear it, Kung Fury! I just got back from City Hall. Fifty million dollars worth of damages, and I've got the Mayor up my ass like a fag on Viagra. How am I gonna explain this to the press? You just destroyed an entire city block for Christ's sake!
Kung Fury: Did you tell me to block it out?
Chief: I told you to do it by the book.
Kung Fury: Cut the bullshit. No one else in this department could've stopped that arcade machine and you know it.
Chief: Oh, man. Listen to me, Kung Fury. You need to start following the rules like the rest of us, so I'm assigning you a new partner.
Kung Fury: What? Hell no, I work alone.
Chief: Not anymore, you don't. Say hi to your new partner: Triceracop.
Triceracop: Very nice meeting you, Kung Fury.
[Triceracop offers a handshake]
Triceracop: Looking forward to working with you.
[Kung Fury begins to remember the death of his former partner Dragon, then faces the Chief]
Kung Fury: I work alone.
Chief: Either you team up with Triceracop, or you're off the case.
Kung Fury: I'm not off the case.
[Pulls badge off jacket and slams it on the desk]
Kung Fury: I quit!
[Kung Fury walks out of the office]
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Hoff 9000: [From the music video: True Survivor]
[after the thugs in the beginning of the video kick the cop car and unload machine-gun rounds into it, Hasselhoff jumps out, log rolls on the car in mid air and ventilates the thugs, landing in splits on the street]
Hoff 9000: "Permit denied."
