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Emery 2022-04-24 07:01:16
It's a vicious...
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Jedidiah 2022-04-24 07:01:16
Um%... This evaluation...
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Davon 2022-04-23 07:03:12
It is also a fan-made movie, foreigners are really...
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Madeline 2022-04-23 07:03:12
Simply fascinated by the disco BGM of the...
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Juston 2022-04-23 07:03:12
What a mess. . . . But it feels so...
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Sister 2022-04-23 07:03:12
David Hasselhoff should be the most unified comedian in film...
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Dariana 2022-04-23 07:03:12
No matter what logic it is, it is self-indulgent, and there are so many bugs that I don't think it is a gang. The director's kung fu is great, and he looks quite like...
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Jeromy 2022-04-23 07:03:12
It's 100 times rougher than Robert Rodriguez's scimitars and the like, and it's fun to rot to the extreme. In fact, this kind of movie interview tribute can only exist in the form of short films. Few people can stand a 120-minute stupid movie. Therefore, RR's mistake is that it shouldn't make a machete at all. The pseudo-trailer is fine. , making a feature film is...
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Chaim 2022-04-23 07:03:12
There is a taste of playing the little Bawang game console when I was a...
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Vincenza 2022-04-23 07:03:12
A collection of entertainment products and brain holes full of 80s. Not much contact, not...
Kung Fury Comments
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[In an animated dream sequence, Kung Fury finds himself in an exotic kingdom. He is then approached by a giant cobra on a hovering machine]
Kung Fury: Who the hell are you?
Cobra: My name is Cobra. I have been expecting you, Kung Fury. I'm your spirit animal.
Kung Fury: What the hell is this place?
Cobra: This is Heaven. I'm afraid you're dead.
Kung Fury: What? But it looks so real.
Cobra: Yeah... No, it's totally real.
Kung Fury: [Pulls out his badge] Mr. Cobra, I'm a police officer. I need you to send me back to Earth. Pronto.
Cobra: I'm sorry. I can't help you with that. You see, you're dead.
Kung Fury: You're under arrest!
Cobra: What?
Kung Fury: For obstruction of justice! You're breaking the law!
[Kung Fury powers up and charges toward Cobra to give him a flying kick]
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Kung Fury: Open the doors, Hoff.
Hoff 9000: I'm sorry, Fury. I can't let you do that.
Kung Fury: Open the doors, Hoff!
Hoff 9000: I'm sorry. I can't let you open the doors, Kung Fury.
Kung Fury: Goddammit, open the doors!
Hoff 9000: I'm sorry. I can't...
Kung Fury: Open the doors!
Hoff 9000: Did anyone tell you... not to hassle the Hoff 9000?
Kung Fury: Oh, Hoff 9000. Son of a bitch.
