Kingsman: The Secret Service Comments

  • Felipe 2022-09-19 11:10:54

    Finally, there is a movie that allows male audiences to watch, without time to comment on the actresses, but to conduct 360-degree introspection and all-round shame on their own body, appearance, manners, clothes, shoes and bags. In addition, ginger is still spicy, Colin Firth and Mark Strong are really spicy! Smoking...

  • Kailyn 2022-09-07 22:12:32

    Uncle Fei gets one star for play, one star for suits, one star for fireworks, one star for Conan's watch, and one star for the funny villain Samuel Jackson, one star for each dog. . No way it has...

  • Ludwig 2022-07-25 22:30:22

    Colin and other old actors who play soy sauce and the female version of the Olympic blade warrior, a standard juvenile agent training memorabilia combined with B-level movies. However, during the screening, many old Americans and 6-8 year olds watched this kind of restricted film. Some of the clips were too bloody and cruel and scared me, but the little girl next to him looked straight and happy, and there was a sentence in the last scene. Big A, Lao Mei’s parents are sometimes too...

  • Rylee 2022-07-25 18:42:49

    The male hormones are almost overwhelming! ! Kingsman should be the dream of every lost young man! ! (Too passionate!! I have infinite love and admiration for the two male protagonists!!) Manners maketh...

  • Patsy 2022-07-25 18:28:15

    This aint that kind of movie lol is full of high-energy hahaha fireworks is really blasted... Hillary blasted Obama blasted everyone blasted hahaha very...

  • Loyal 2022-07-25 16:48:12

    So the main theme is global warming and protecting the...

  • Laverna 2022-07-25 15:58:07

    The popcorn of anti-traditional narrative, the king of Sea Bian under the coat of Bond. Uncle Colin's martial arts scene in the tavern and in the church was very exciting. Samuel dedicated one of the most personal performances, and couldn't help but want to laugh every time he appeared. The roles of Michael Caine and Mark Strong correspond to Bandry's M and Q, and they have more roles than expected. Henry Jackman's soundtrack was as magnificent as in the first battle of the...

  • Julia 2021-10-20 18:59:33

    Guess what word 2625 typed on the phone?...

  • Jess 2021-10-20 18:59:33

    Fuck, this comic comic is too burning, headshots burst out big fireworks! Both generations of Kingsman are so handsome, especially Uncle Faith, who is in suits and ties, sees my hands in my heart and can’t wait to donate my knees on the spot! Don't ask again, "Which one is better to kill like a gentleman", the annual popcorn must be...

  • Theo 2021-10-20 18:59:33

    Kingsman: Shouldn't The Secret Service be translated as "The Secret Service of the King's Man"? Please tell me, my English is not in...

Extended Reading

Kingsman: The Secret Service quotes

  • [the Interrogator questions Charlie, who is tied to a railroad track]

    The Interrogator: Is Kingsman worth dying for?

    Charlie: No it fucking isn't! Shit! I'll tell you what you want, please! Chester King's Arthur! Arthur's head of the secret spy agency! It's called Kingsman! Get me out of here!

    The Interrogator: Thank you, Charlie. Much appreciated.

    [Interrogator walks away]

    Charlie: No, that wasn't the fucking deal!

    [Train passes over Charlie and the section he's tied to drops down. Section rises as Arthur arrives at the scene]

    Arthur: I had such high hopes for you. You're a bloody disgrace.

    Charlie: I'm so sorry. Please untie me.

    Arthur: Untie yourself.

    [Arthur walks away]

    Charlie: Arth- Arthur, please. Shit. Anyone!

    [Merlin, Hart, Eggsy, Roxy, and Percival observe the scene in the control room]

    Merlin: Galahad, Percival, congratulations. Your candidates have reached the final stage of the testing process. As tradition allows, you will have 24 hours to spend with them. Eggsy, you should know your father reached this point. From now on, there are no safety nets. Understood?

    [Eggsy and Roxy look at each other and nod to Merlin]

    Merlin: Good. Dismissed.

    [the Kingsman agents and candidates leave the room. Merlin turns around and turns on the loudspeaker at the railway]

    Merlin: Charlie, time to go home.

    Charlie: Fuck you! Fucking dad's gonna hear about this!

  • [At Hart's home, Eggsy looks at the various front pages of The Sun on the wall]

    Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: 'To Pee or Not to Pee?'

    Harry Hart: That was the headline the day after I defused a dirty bomb in Paris.

    Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: 'Germany: 1, England: 5'

    Harry Hart: Missed that game. I was breaking up an undercover spy ring at the Pentagon.

    [Eggsy looks at the other headlines, then points at the Prince Charles and Princess Diana wedding issue]

    Harry Hart: My first mission. Foiled the assassination of Margaret Thatcher.

    Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: Not everybody had thanked you for that one.

    Harry Hart: The point is, Eggsy, nobody thanked me for any of them. Front page news and all these occasions are celebrity nonsense. Because it's the nature of Kingsman that our achievements remain secret. A gentleman's name should appear in the newspaper only three times: When he's born, when he marries, and when he dies. And we are, first and foremost, gentlemen.

    Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: That's me fucked, then. It's like Charlie said: I'm just a pleb.

    Harry Hart: Nonsense. Being a gentleman has nothing to do with the circumstances of one's birth. Being a gentleman is something one learns.

    Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: Yeah, but how?

    Harry Hart: Alright, first lesson. You should have asked me before you took your seat. Second lesson: How to make a proper Martini.

    Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: Yes, Harry.