Kingsman: The Secret Service Comments

  • Noelia 2023-07-03 09:42:43

    As for the ability to "filmify", Matthew Vaughn is always one of the best directors of commercial films. Sometimes I even want to remove "a few". Look at the few projects he let go, "Kick-a-Bian", "X-Men", etc. The level of sequels has...

  • Eloy 2023-07-02 13:49:34

    Interesting is a little dark. To nuclear flat or not To nuclear flat, we must first mentally invade high-level people, and then cause the disaster of Xiaoqiang. Headshot with fireworks. Grow up with dogs. Stuffed the corpse and placed it on top of the toilet. Bespoke suits. Split in half. Not a drop is wasted. The lid lifts up and it's a giant. Go back and forth lap after lap. Free is the most expensive. At the end is to encourage everyone to go out and have...

  • Henderson 2023-07-01 17:16:56

    "A suit is the armor of a modern knight." Uncle Colin burst out, and the fierce and fast fights stimulated the adrenal glands all the time. The church carnage, the world chaos, and that fireworks bomb were impressive. Perhaps, the current era needs a new...

  • Anabel 2023-06-11 06:41:46

    next year! Blind! Male dog! so cute! Ask for a sequel! If the male protagonist in the sequel hadn't done Colin Shushu until he cried! I'm not happy...

  • Wiley 2023-06-06 14:52:26

    It's neat, and it's brainy, so...

  • Christine 2023-06-05 14:35:00

    After reading it, there is only one feeling, the suit should be...

  • Eleanora 2023-05-28 17:44:02

    Low cost and high concept, Colin Shushu's long legs are blinding, the little fresh meat is more pleasing to the eye, Merlin Arthur's terrier is well received, all the violence and blood are Taurus Come watch (big mistake), the taste will be better after cutting out the clips , the plot, rhythm, photography and soundtrack are all good, and who is the action director? I will announce him. The director is definitely Take That's Fancha Man to Wang Man. They all use their songs as the ending song....

  • Sterling 2023-05-16 11:43:48

    omg there is nothing hotter than british spy with a...

  • Merle 2023-05-14 10:22:19

    Cartoon spy war movie plus teenage development mode, Allen's design is dazzling enough, and under the retro shell are all kinds of political incorrectness. The most fun part of the church's massacre is the quick editing effect in the long shot. However, breaking through glass underwater is not very scientific,...

  • Isidro 2023-05-10 23:03:50

    Damn so handsome, I just want to swear words, really blow my head #literally# I just want to kneel under my uncle’s suit pants and smooth the folds of his trouser legs. Slow motion is damn good. It’s damn good. With Uncle Colin’s footage, I’m going to have a damn orgasm. Looking at your sister's fifty layers of shit, this is enough to make ten...

Extended Reading
  • Talia 2022-10-09 21:12:44

    Class Analysis of "Ace Agent"

    The particularity of "Ace Agents" is that the Secret Service Organization it describes does not belong to any country. There are many special agent movies, but for the first time I saw an agent agency independent of the country. This should be the latest development of global ideology in the field...

  • Israel 2022-10-09 08:52:12

    gentleman agent

    Clothing, manners, self-discipline, sharp movements, calm and calm attitude in the face of danger, a more gentleman agent than Brosnan's 007.
    The entire 125-minute film is not procrastinated at all, it is very compact,
    I expected that Colin Firth did not really die, but took over Arthur's position...

Kingsman: The Secret Service quotes

  • Merlin: Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Merlin. You are about to embark on what is probably the most dangerous job interview in the world. One of you, and only one of you, will become the next Lancelot.

    [Grabs bag on bed]

    Merlin: Can anybody tell me what this is?

    [All candidates except Eggsy raise their hand. Merlin selects Charlie]

    Merlin: Yes?

    Charlie: Body bag, sir.

    Merlin: Correct. Charlie, isn't it?

    Charlie: Yes, sir.

    Merlin: Good. In a moment, you will each collect a body bag. You will write your name on that bag. You will write the details of your next of kin on that bag. This represents your acknowledgment of the risks you are about to face, as well as your agreement to strict confidentiality, which incidentally if you break, will result in you and your next of kin being in that bag. Is that understood?

    [All candidates except Eggsy, still with a confused look, nod]

    Merlin: Excellent. Fall out.

  • Merlin: Hugo, Digby: you don't land in the K, you're not in the K. Rufus, you opened too soon. You were all over the radar. All three of you, pack your bags. Go home.

    [the three candidates leave]

    Merlin: Eggsy, Roxy, congratulations. You set a new record. Opening at 300 feet, that's pretty ballsy. Well done for completing another task. Fall out.

    [Roxy and Charlie leave. Eggsy stays, angered that he was the one without a parachute]

    Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: Sorry, sir, but why the fuck did you choose me as the gimp? Am I the expendable candidate?

    Merlin: No, no, no. You don't talk to me like that. If you have a complaint, you come here and whisper it in my ear.

    [Eggsy approaches Merlin]

    Merlin: You need to take that chip off your shoulder.

    [Merlin pulls Eggsy's rip cord, revealing that he had a parachute the whole time]