Kingsman: The Secret Service Comments

  • Noelia 2023-07-03 09:42:43

    As for the ability to "filmify", Matthew Vaughn is always one of the best directors of commercial films. Sometimes I even want to remove "a few". Look at the few projects he let go, "Kick-a-Bian", "X-Men", etc. The level of sequels has...

  • Eloy 2023-07-02 13:49:34

    Interesting is a little dark. To nuclear flat or not To nuclear flat, we must first mentally invade high-level people, and then cause the disaster of Xiaoqiang. Headshot with fireworks. Grow up with dogs. Stuffed the corpse and placed it on top of the toilet. Bespoke suits. Split in half. Not a drop is wasted. The lid lifts up and it's a giant. Go back and forth lap after lap. Free is the most expensive. At the end is to encourage everyone to go out and have...

  • Henderson 2023-07-01 17:16:56

    "A suit is the armor of a modern knight." Uncle Colin burst out, and the fierce and fast fights stimulated the adrenal glands all the time. The church carnage, the world chaos, and that fireworks bomb were impressive. Perhaps, the current era needs a new...

  • Anabel 2023-06-11 06:41:46

    next year! Blind! Male dog! so cute! Ask for a sequel! If the male protagonist in the sequel hadn't done Colin Shushu until he cried! I'm not happy...

  • Wiley 2023-06-06 14:52:26

    It's neat, and it's brainy, so...

  • Christine 2023-06-05 14:35:00

    After reading it, there is only one feeling, the suit should be...

  • Eleanora 2023-05-28 17:44:02

    Low cost and high concept, Colin Shushu's long legs are blinding, the little fresh meat is more pleasing to the eye, Merlin Arthur's terrier is well received, all the violence and blood are Taurus Come watch (big mistake), the taste will be better after cutting out the clips , the plot, rhythm, photography and soundtrack are all good, and who is the action director? I will announce him. The director is definitely Take That's Fancha Man to Wang Man. They all use their songs as the ending song....

  • Sterling 2023-05-16 11:43:48

    omg there is nothing hotter than british spy with a...

  • Merle 2023-05-14 10:22:19

    Cartoon spy war movie plus teenage development mode, Allen's design is dazzling enough, and under the retro shell are all kinds of political incorrectness. The most fun part of the church's massacre is the quick editing effect in the long shot. However, breaking through glass underwater is not very scientific,...

  • Isidro 2023-05-10 23:03:50

    Damn so handsome, I just want to swear words, really blow my head #literally# I just want to kneel under my uncle’s suit pants and smooth the folds of his trouser legs. Slow motion is damn good. It’s damn good. With Uncle Colin’s footage, I’m going to have a damn orgasm. Looking at your sister's fifty layers of shit, this is enough to make ten...

Extended Reading

Kingsman: The Secret Service quotes

  • [the Interrogator questions Charlie, who is tied to a railroad track]

    The Interrogator: Is Kingsman worth dying for?

    Charlie: No it fucking isn't! Shit! I'll tell you what you want, please! Chester King's Arthur! Arthur's head of the secret spy agency! It's called Kingsman! Get me out of here!

    The Interrogator: Thank you, Charlie. Much appreciated.

    [Interrogator walks away]

    Charlie: No, that wasn't the fucking deal!

    [Train passes over Charlie and the section he's tied to drops down. Section rises as Arthur arrives at the scene]

    Arthur: I had such high hopes for you. You're a bloody disgrace.

    Charlie: I'm so sorry. Please untie me.

    Arthur: Untie yourself.

    [Arthur walks away]

    Charlie: Arth- Arthur, please. Shit. Anyone!

    [Merlin, Hart, Eggsy, Roxy, and Percival observe the scene in the control room]

    Merlin: Galahad, Percival, congratulations. Your candidates have reached the final stage of the testing process. As tradition allows, you will have 24 hours to spend with them. Eggsy, you should know your father reached this point. From now on, there are no safety nets. Understood?

    [Eggsy and Roxy look at each other and nod to Merlin]

    Merlin: Good. Dismissed.

    [the Kingsman agents and candidates leave the room. Merlin turns around and turns on the loudspeaker at the railway]

    Merlin: Charlie, time to go home.

    Charlie: Fuck you! Fucking dad's gonna hear about this!

  • [At Hart's home, Eggsy looks at the various front pages of The Sun on the wall]

    Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: 'To Pee or Not to Pee?'

    Harry Hart: That was the headline the day after I defused a dirty bomb in Paris.

    Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: 'Germany: 1, England: 5'

    Harry Hart: Missed that game. I was breaking up an undercover spy ring at the Pentagon.

    [Eggsy looks at the other headlines, then points at the Prince Charles and Princess Diana wedding issue]

    Harry Hart: My first mission. Foiled the assassination of Margaret Thatcher.

    Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: Not everybody had thanked you for that one.

    Harry Hart: The point is, Eggsy, nobody thanked me for any of them. Front page news and all these occasions are celebrity nonsense. Because it's the nature of Kingsman that our achievements remain secret. A gentleman's name should appear in the newspaper only three times: When he's born, when he marries, and when he dies. And we are, first and foremost, gentlemen.

    Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: That's me fucked, then. It's like Charlie said: I'm just a pleb.

    Harry Hart: Nonsense. Being a gentleman has nothing to do with the circumstances of one's birth. Being a gentleman is something one learns.

    Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: Yeah, but how?

    Harry Hart: Alright, first lesson. You should have asked me before you took your seat. Second lesson: How to make a proper Martini.

    Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: Yes, Harry.