Jerry Seinfeld: 'I'm Telling You for the Last Time' Comments

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Jerry Seinfeld: 'I'm Telling You for the Last Time' quotes

  • Jerry: I'm a single guy, by the way, there are no other guys attached to me.

    [cheering]

    Jerry: Thank you very much.

    Woman from audience: Jerry, I love you!

    Jerry: [turns to the woman] Thank you. I love you too. But I do feel the need to see other people.

  • Jerry: I was the best man to a wedding one time, that was pretty good. Pretty good title, I thought, best man. I thought it was a bit much. I thought we'd have the groom and a pretty good man. That's more than enough. If I'm the best man, why is she marrying him?