John Dies at the End Comments

  • Myrtle 2022-04-23 07:03:35

    Sober and calm Wang...

  • Kaitlyn 2022-04-23 07:03:35

    Unconstrained to a certain...

  • Jadon 2022-04-23 07:03:35

    Can't bear to watch it, can't bear to watch...

  • Bianka 2022-04-23 07:03:35

    I want to use a lot of wonderful ideas, but it turns out to be such a messy style, and there is no cult...

  • Yvonne 2022-04-23 07:03:35

    A fantasy story, the director wants to put in so many things that at the end, he can't remember what the previous story was. Fei...

  • Daphney 2022-04-23 07:03:35

    The imagination is full of richness, but the plot is a bit messy and...

  • Melyssa 2022-04-23 07:03:35

    This is my favorite kind of...

  • Estevan 2022-04-23 07:03:35

    I will enter another world without...

  • Norval 2022-04-22 07:01:43

    ok, i didn't get...

  • Presley 2022-04-22 07:01:43

    want a hot dog phone...

Extended Reading
  • Rupert 2022-01-09 08:03:00

    It's not at the same level as <Hot Questions About Time Travel>.

    The film sucks... it's not at the same level as the hot issue about time travel. Spoofs are not like spoofs, and special effects are not like special effects. Even if it is nonsense, there is no nonsense effect. It is about the tune of the two 2B youths saving the world by knocking drugs. .Does the...

  • Jane 2022-01-09 08:03:00

    Thoughts plagiarize beautiful girl secret agents

    Obviously the sequelae of drug use, and the film has always emphasized that this is the sequelae of drug use. Because Dave killed someone a long time ago, then he started to use drugs to survive in fear. The axe often changed because he was overstimulated and overdosed, and he always thought that...

John Dies at the End quotes

  • John: Uhhhh... check between the sausage and the bun. You should find a hundred dollar bill rolled up in there.

    Dave: [looks between sausage and bun] There's no money in the bratwurst. It's just a piece of lettuce.

    John: OK.

    [pause]

    John: Do you have your ATM card?

  • [first lines]

    Dave: Solving the following riddle will reveal the awful secret behind the universe, assuming you do not go utterly mad in the attempt.

    Dave: Say you have an ax - just a cheap one from Home Depot.

    [slow zoom in on man chopping]

    Dave: On one bitter winter day, you use said ax to behead a man. Don't worry, the man's already dead. Maybe you should worry, 'cause you're the one who shot him. He'd been a big twitchy guy with veined skin stretched over swollen biceps, tattoo of a swastika on his tongue. And you're chopping off his head because even with eight bullets in him, you're pretty sure he's about to spring back to his feet and eat the look of terror right off your face.