Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay Comments

  • Tess 2022-04-23 07:01:50

    More spoof and funnier than...

  • Alex 2022-04-23 07:01:50

    Although Americans always make people feel invisible, their self-deprecation deserves our...

  • Kelli 2022-04-23 07:01:50

    I don't understand some racist...

  • Alyson 2022-04-22 07:01:16

    The sky is the...

  • Kathryne 2022-04-22 07:01:16

    I really don't like shit movies, but the scale of the movie is so...

  • Kasandra 2022-04-22 07:01:16

    Bin Laden laughed at me with the car repair....

  • Destini 2022-04-22 07:01:16

    Don't care about other people's SB or NB, as long as there are good friends and...

  • Deon 2022-04-22 07:01:16

    All kinds of irony. Lonely root number three! Song of...

  • Joana 2022-04-22 07:01:16

    Favorite episode in the trilogy, especially bgm, must listen to...

  • Terrence 2022-04-22 07:01:16

    Except for over-promoting marijuana~ everything else is pretty...

Extended Reading

Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay quotes

  • Neil Patrick Harris: Anyway, last day of shooting, I told her. I said... "T-Bird, we're gonna have to break up."

    Kumar Patel: Why did you do that?

    Neil Patrick Harris: I didn't think I could take on that kind of responsibility. It was such a big mistake.

    Kumar Patel: Why? I mean, with T-Bird gone, couldn't you have sex with whoever you wanted?

    Neil Patrick Harris: Let me be clear. There is nothing on the planet that I love more than a hot, new pussy.

    Kumar Patel: Sure.

    Neil Patrick Harris: Nothing. What does the P.H. Stands for in N.P.H?

    Harold Lee: Patrick Harris.

    Neil Patrick Harris: No, common mistake. Poon handler.

  • Harold Lee: After all the shit we've been through, I don't... I don't know if we can trust our government anymore.

    George W. Bush: Trust the government? Heck, I'm in the government and I don't even trust it. You don't have to believe in your government to be a good American. You just have to believe in your country.