Diary of a Mad Black Woman Comments

Helen: [upon seeing Orlando staring at her] What?

Orlando: I'm just sittin' here, tryin' to think of a way to say this to you.

[pauses]

Orlando: I'm in love with you.

Helen: How do you know that?

Orlando: I don't know how to explain it to you.

Helen: Try.

Orlando: Helen, if I'm away from you for more than an hour, I can't stop thinking about you. I carry you in my spirit. I pray for you more than I pray for myself. I've got it so bad for you I'd... I'd go to the grocery store and buy your feminine products, I swear I would.

[Helen and Orlando laugh]

Orlando: And see? And that... that... That smile. Helen, when you smile like that, my world... It's all right.

[pauses]

Orlando: I am in love with you.

Brenda: What the - Who are you?

Madea: Who you?

Brenda: I'm the owner of this house.

Madea: [buzzer sound] Wrong answer. My granddaughter Helen is the owner of THIS house! You da hoe, you aint got no power or no deed.

Brenda: [notices one or her ruined clothes] Did you do this? This is Vera Wang!

Madea: Who dat is? She do nails? I need to get my nails did.

Brenda: That's it! I'm calling the police.

Madea: I aint scared a no po po. Call da po po hoe. Call da po po hoe!